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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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this is sending me

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Dungeons and Dragons: A new generation.

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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

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Source

Source

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It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande

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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

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Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

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Source: Vinland Saga ヴィンランド･サガ

by Makoto Yukimura

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I don’t think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM’s assistant. I don’t play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.

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nobody wants to work anymore

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Another by Josh Luna

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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there's only one thing worse than an awful book, and that is an awful book with ONE tantalisingly compelling element

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