114K notes
·
View notes
"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"
when i get home from work:
112K notes
·
View notes
45K notes
·
View notes
showing someone a movie is like fuuuuuck its bad now
58K notes
·
View notes
love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that company tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer
90K notes
·
View notes
iconic if you ask me
2K notes
·
View notes
10K notes
·
View notes
my body is a vessel for the bit
32K notes
·
View notes
18K notes
·
View notes
opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun
98K notes
·
View notes
40K notes
·
View notes
fucking hate thar when you go to uni you have to actually do and turn in work like some kind of seventh grader. you should be able to just listen to the lecture & vibe
56K notes
·
View notes
oh man i gotta pee so bad they must have laced this drink with glass of water
44K notes
·
View notes
37K notes
·
View notes
44K notes
·
View notes
My hungry ass couldn’t be an archaeologist
29K notes
·
View notes
Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation
41K notes
·
View notes