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I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month
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vvendys · 6 years
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Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:
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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
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vvendys · 6 years
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abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now
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The first caveman to ever lie down must have been like mate get down here this shit is class!!!!!
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Thjs is so fucking funny to me help
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me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok
me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass
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