we did it guys, we pulled the dungeon master
heβs my bitch now
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how am i supposed to survive school if i know very well that my english teacher won't tell us to carpe diem and make our lives extraordinary and yell quotes and kick footballs to classical music and rip pages from our books and start a secret poetry society with all of my queer-coded friends and-
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dnd is fun like bro why struggle to open a door when u can cast fireball and blow up the whole tavern
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CAN THE PIKACHU MAN JUST STOP CHASING ME
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<3
*Mick Mars appreciation post*
We love you Mick, your retirement is very well deserved.
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put hand sanitizer on the wound
(flirting) how about you show me your knives
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elaborate what you mean with doritos kink. iβm listening.
dude can we be mutuals cause i spent the past 15 minutes laughing about ur username HAHSBW
Sigh, people be judging you left and right for having a doritos kink.
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i love how most of the times ppl writing MDI are actually minors
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IβM
THE HIGHWAYMAN
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βοΈβοΈ
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feeling that oppressive urge to have a group of friends who have weekly dinners at someoneβs apartment, flock together on campus, debate literature and philosophy over wine soaked nights, study in the library together long after everyoneβs gone, write each other letters when weβre apart for the holidays, run about the woods at night and be utterly, utterly free.
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they also buy weed from eddie & always get pizza from argyle and stanley canβt stand him for putting pineapple on it.
but they all love to get high together watching horror movies at eddieβs trailer arguing on whoβs surviving among them if they were the protagonists
parallel universe where stanley barber and richie tozier both live in pittsburgh and theyre friends and they get high and do stupid shit together such as making fun of brad at the game and when stanleys dad comes back stan stays at richies and they get ready for homecoming together
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i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with
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i never thought i would ever say this but bro i wish i was a white guy in 1985
Iβm convinced 60s to 90s concerts were a once in a life time opportunity, like I would want to be there so bad
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my father just told me he went to a deep purple concert and also a ozzy osbourne concert, politely, fuck u dad
Iβm convinced 60s to 90s concerts were a once in a life time opportunity, like I would want to be there so bad
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woowoo day
word of the day: βwoowooβ
definition:
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