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vwanker · 2 months
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follovwing like sevwen people here is insane. vwhat the fuck are you all talking about and to vwhom.
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vwanker · 2 months
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miss the days vwhere goon vwas simply shite boxed vwine and not the pastime of 90% of my fan base.
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vwanker · 2 months
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spreading £300 cavwiar on a sour cream and onion pringle at the bus stop. hoes trembling and its got nothing to do vwith the cold. not evwen getting on a bus im just vwasting time here.
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vwanker · 3 months
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Lol nobody even want to smoke a spirits turqoies with a scum bag no more these days well its over for me i guess
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vwanker · 3 months
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Your penis has become erect. Use the stone on it to return it to normal.
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vwanker · 3 months
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D --> Girls love my muscles but also my hair
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vwanker · 3 months
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one thing you’d have to hand it to the british. wanker is such a funny derogatory term to call someone. like don’t trust him bro I heard he’s always jerking his thang messystyle
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vwanker · 3 months
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this is what i was talking about by the way
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vwanker · 3 months
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vwanker · 3 months
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vwanker · 3 months
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scaring the hoes vwith the amount of solitaire im playing on an hourly basis. hoe scaring levels of solitaire being played on my devwice.
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vwanker · 3 months
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i vwas reminded of faggot, which is also a sex thing.
preferred slurs:
vwader (this is a sex thing)
vwhore (this is a sex thing)
cunt (this is a sex thing)
a bunch of shit i can’t reclaim
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vwanker · 3 months
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forgot howv to use this app but its funnier vwithout comment.
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vwanker · 3 months
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faggots not on the menu lets go home boys
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vwanker · 3 months
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preferred slurs:
vwader (this is a sex thing)
vwhore (this is a sex thing)
cunt (this is a sex thing)
a bunch of shit i can’t reclaim
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vwanker · 3 months
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revwamping my sidebar to include only relevwant information such as name, age, preferred pronouns, and preferred slurs to use vwhen referring to me.
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vwanker · 3 months
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