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Today's Adventure is that I, after an unintentional 13-hour power nap,

Got woken up at 6AM by a phone call from a friend stranded in Montana because of the heat wave and almost no cell service because of their crap provider.

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Ok.

I somehow summon a week's worth of spoons and in less than 30 minutes and 5 phone calls, get them

A hotel

An appointment with a mechanic from 2 states away

A perscription refilled from 2 states away

and A Pizza

Go me.

But then it's 8AM and there are unscheduled live humans at the door and while EVERGENCY MODE is still on, I have already blown through a ton of spoons, and also probably shouldn't meet whoever it is wearing just a pair of bootyshorts that say "CRYPTID" in Gothic Font on my ass.

So I greet them in those shorts and a T-shirt that I manage to put on both inside out and backwards

#nailedit

It is, Fortunately, not the mormons.

it is, Unfortunately, two UPS guys trying to deliver my other in-house friend's new phone except the new guy doesn't know how to operate the "sign for package" device, and the old guy that's supposed to be mentoring him is like, 92, deaf as a post, and doesn't actually know how to operate the device either.

by the way

it is already

over 100 out

it takes almost 30 minutes to sign for the phone

when i get back inside, i discover that apparently the Corgi has learned how to open his kennel from the inside because he is now out of the kennel and waiting for me to come in.

he also has cat litter all over his face because while he was waiting for me he also learned how to open the baby gate to the cat's room and help himself to a cat shit breakfast.

He'll be fine

He's a cattle dog, they're legally required to have at least 1 really disgusting snack they love.

but

more to the point

i have no idea at what point he learned to open his kennel from the inside

has he been staying there out of politeness this whole time??

And

I got other shit to do today.

namely.

I'm seeing a realator

The Devils most pathetic yet effective demons

I get a reminder text that I have an appointment with her

at least

I think that's what it is because what she sends me is: "🏡⏰12:00 ❔"

With the time typed in the middle like that.

She is, according to her profile, at least 80.

so I reply "😎👍"

and then she sends me a string of GODDAMN POST-MODERN EMOJI HEIROGLYPHICS THAT TAKE UP MY ENTIRE SCREEN.

She's on an iPhone so half of them don't even translate across platforms

It takes me half an hour and three different software programs and goddamn wingdings to translate, but she has sent me the address and rules about masking and not wearing shoes inside.

in emoji

instead of like

literally any other format

I am

FASCINATED

and simply must meet the woman so if I don't come back to update I got stolen by the fairies but I'm taking the Corgi with me as protection so I'll see y'all later.

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Western Goods, Takadanobaba 高田馬場

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you are too good to be true dude

im on tumblr in 2022 its very clear im not ok mentally

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Art by simone ferriero

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the Spirited Away stage play at the Imperial Theatre in Tokyo looks AMAZING

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吉原の桜　「毎年三月朔日 より、大門のうち中の町通り、左右をよけて中通りへ桜樹千本植える。常には、これ往来の地なり」 　江戸名所花暦 

この時期だけ花を咲かせて、染井の職人が移植したと言われる。現在この技術は失われている。

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Sand art 🎨

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“Chester coming out of the pouch for his first hop. He doesn’t stay out long, but he was brave and that was a great first hop.”

The Kangaroo Sanctuary

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Day 1 of eating every plant I see

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JAPANESE TEA by chizuru-bis on Flickr.

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Eeveelution Ramune Clear Stickers made by eRabbits

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tolkien, every time he’s not sure what a new character should look like: he was tall. he had dark hair. his eyes were grey. he was hot

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the witch of the waste: ive been dismembering bodies and putting them back together to make the perfect man and he will be king once he has howls head

sophie: ok first of all, people are not jigsaw puzzles and second of all, howls head ? are you sure ?? what good would his head do ???

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Kawaguchi Asama Shrine and Mt Fuju. Photography by Kyoko Ueda（旅行、絶景好き）

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