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#the last of us #taco bell #post apocalyptic #crunchwrap #baja blast #fake poster #mashup

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#dilbert #pair programming #coding

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Abracadimsum!

I know the most dangerous dumpling-based spells and incantations. I can teach you how to enact wonton destruction

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or just like, invite me over. if im your guest ill watch whatever you put on and we can enjoy it together

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

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My new headcanon is that the gameshow Wheel of Fortune takes some distant time in the future after Wheel of Time. While fleeing through the Pattern to escape a mysterious predator, Aes Sedai Vanna accidently damages a Portal Stone while attempting to use it, sending her and her Asha'man Pat to Los Angeles in 1978. After a couple years of hiding and figuring out where they are it becomes apparent that they are stuck, they decide to take over the popular game show Wheel of Fortune as a way to blend in with society, while secretly searching for anyone who can teach them about Earth magic and help them get back home.

#wot #wheel of time #wheel of fortune #aes sedai was sorry

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I don't wear fingerless gloves just because theyre cool. I wear them because my hands sweat a lot when I play fps games, but also because theyre cool.

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in a room where only echoes linger ⁣

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positive press? for tumblr???? my gd.......

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no emoji will ever encapsulate the pure joy behind :D

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when u wake up a little and are like “i know what would take this from a 10 to a 100” and u roll over and experience mind melting euphoria before u fall back asleep… best part of being alive. humans were made for beddy bye

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[footage of Victor Frankenstein sewing together female body parts to make a mate for the Creature while Lou Bega’s Mambo no.5 plays]

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I have not seen enough people talking about how the 20th anniversary of Fellowship of the Ring is in like a month

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#bobby brown #the witcher #fake movie poster #netflix

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downtown san jose at 3am

#dtsj #la victoria #la victoria taqueria #san jose california #burrito #beer munchies #super mario #SJSU

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