Nat: When you said 'magic in bed' I wasn't expecting this...
Wanda magics a card from behind Nat's ear: Now was this your card?
Natasha: I told Y/N their ears flush when they lie.
Natasha: Hey Y/N! Do you love us?
Y/N, covering their ears: No.
Steve: I don’t like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Tony: Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
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Y/N: I am straight-up depressed. Wanda's been doing her best to cheer me up. She gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.
Yelena: Ew, it's like you're dating your teacher.
Y/N: I know, it's so hot.
I know this isn’t an incorrect quotes post but I feel this is important
Today during practice I watch one of my teammates cry because she felt she wasn’t good enough and was a failure, the same person I look up to, that helps me when I’m lost, that I go to when I need help, the most person I felt was the most perfect person during practice
No one is perfect all the time, they can look perfect but this isn’t always the case, they have their doubts and insecurities and their own flaws, they’re human. Know that they need help sometimes that they need reassurance, and patience and love.￼
Natasha: Go on! Say it.
Y/N: Hey Wanda?
Y/N: You got a pretty nice face there
Y/N: And some pretty nice lips~
Wanda: Thank you?
Y/N: It would look amazing sucking this-
Steve: POPSICLE! YOU WANT A POPSICLE WANDA?
Wanda: What..what's going on?
Y/n: do you know the lesson?
Anya: don’t get married go to war
Alana: do I have to fall in love?
Alana: good i have stuff to do
Y/n noticing Anya looking sad: what’s wrong honey
Anya: I have to write a paragraph for school
Y/n: Thats not so bad I write books
Anya: yea but it has to be good
Alana: can we have some birthday cake
Nat: it’s not anyone’s birthday
Alana: the cake won’t know
Anya: mommy you got another letter
Y/n: it’s just more bills, they want more money
Alana: not if you throw it away
They’re my financial planners now.
Alana: look you got letters from your friends
Y/n: they’re bills. They want money
Anya: you need better friends
Anya fasts forward through the entire movie*
Y/n: you can’t just skip to the happy ending
Anya: I don’t have time for problems
Wanda: [showing some pictures she has of her childhood]
Y/N: [picking up a picture] Aw look at baby Wanda twirling in a sparkly dress and heels.
Pietro: [taking a closer look at the picture]
Pietro: That would be me.
Kate: Come on, you love this show!
Yelena: Yeah, but I always skip the holiday episodes.
Kate: Because the themes of family and togetherness are a chilling reminder of your own isolation?
Yelena: No, but thank you for that.
Y/N: Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruits named after a color.
Yelena: What about star fruit?
Y/N: Close! That’s a shape.
Natasha: I hate it here.