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wandanats-wife-quotes · a day ago
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Nat: When you said 'magic in bed' I wasn't expecting this...
Wanda magics a card from behind Nat's ear: Now was this your card?
Nat: Woah!
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wandanats-wife-quotes · a day ago
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Natasha: I told Y/N their ears flush when they lie.
Wanda: Why?
Natasha: Look.
Natasha: Hey Y/N! Do you love us?
Y/N, covering their ears: No.
Wanda:
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wandanats-wife-quotes · a day ago
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Steve: I don’t like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Tony: Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
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wandanats-wife-quotes · a day ago
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Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously tell you one thing they secretly like (or dislike) about you.
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 4 days ago
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Y/N: I am straight-up depressed. Wanda's been doing her best to cheer me up. She gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.
Yelena: Ew, it's like you're dating your teacher.
Y/N: I know, it's so hot.
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 4 days ago
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I know this isn’t an incorrect quotes post but I feel this is important
Today during practice I watch one of my teammates cry because she felt she wasn’t good enough and was a failure, the same person I look up to, that helps me when I’m lost, that I go to when I need help, the most person I felt was the most perfect person during practice
No one is perfect all the time, they can look perfect but this isn’t always the case, they have their doubts and insecurities and their own flaws, they’re human. Know that they need help sometimes that they need reassurance, and patience and love.
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 4 days ago
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Natasha: Go on! Say it.
Y/N: Fine.
Y/N: Hey Wanda?
Wanda: Yeah?
Y/N: You got a pretty nice face there
Wanda: Umm…thanks?
Y/N: And some pretty nice lips~
Wanda: Thank you?
Y/N: It would look amazing sucking this-
Steve: POPSICLE! YOU WANT A POPSICLE WANDA?
Wanda: What..what's going on?
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 6 days ago
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Watching mulan*
Y/n: do you know the lesson?
Anya: don’t get married go to war
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 6 days ago
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Alana: do I have to fall in love?
Y/n: no
Alana: good i have stuff to do
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 6 days ago
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Y/n noticing Anya looking sad: what’s wrong honey
Anya: I have to write a paragraph for school
Y/n: Thats not so bad I write books
Anya: yea but it has to be good
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 6 days ago
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Alana: can we have some birthday cake
Nat: it’s not anyone’s birthday
Alana: the cake won’t know
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 6 days ago
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Anya: mommy you got another letter
Y/n: it’s just more bills, they want more money
Alana: not if you throw it away
They’re my financial planners now.
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 6 days ago
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Alana: look you got letters from your friends
Y/n: they’re bills. They want money
Anya: you need better friends
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 8 days ago
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Anya fasts forward through the entire movie*
Y/n: you can’t just skip to the happy ending
Anya: I don’t have time for problems
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 8 days ago
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Wanda: [showing some pictures she has of her childhood]
Y/N: [picking up a picture] Aw look at baby Wanda twirling in a sparkly dress and heels.
Pietro: [taking a closer look at the picture]
Pietro: That would be me.
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 8 days ago
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Kate: Come on, you love this show!
Yelena: Yeah, but I always skip the holiday episodes.
Kate: Because the themes of family and togetherness are a chilling reminder of your own isolation?
Yelena: No, but thank you for that.
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wandanats-wife-quotes · 9 days ago
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Y/N: Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruits named after a color.
Yelena: What about star fruit?
Y/N: Close! That’s a shape.
Natasha: I hate it here.
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