I actually can’t be normal about anything ever I’m so sorry.
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honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension
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The jump from 2019 to 2024 is sooo violent.
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LEE KNOW ❥ 'CASE 143' / 221008
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me before spring: life is dark and has no meaning
me in spring: life has meaning and it is walking in sunshine and baking bread and tending to plants
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Matthias was dreaming again. Dreaming of her. The storm raged around him, drowning out Nina’s voice. And yet his heart was easy. Somehow he knew that she would be safe, she would find shelter from the cold. He was on the ice once more, and somewhere he could hear the wolves howling. But this time, he knew they were welcoming him home.
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They should invent a brain that lets you sleep
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i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean
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the selective breeding of music to get shorter and shorter for tik tok has resulted in devastating negative long term health effects on the songs
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It's Valentine's Day in my time zone, so I wanna send some love and support to the awesome people I follow. I love you, people! You make my life a little better, and the internet more fun. Thanks for all the amazing stuff you create! Part 1.
@leclercpiastri, @doctor-donnaa, @roseapothecary, @tragicotps, @wibblyowzah, @morgana-pendragon, @queenofinys, @neil-gaiman, @laurabenanti, @halfbloodliz, @wandarogers, @lily-s-world, @maya-hawke, @ayo-edebiri, @eternalletoile, @rachelsennot, @theyaylady, @esperastra, @nick-nellson, @flanaganfilm, @henwilsons, @myteavsricochet, @loudspeakeer, @raeczerny, @hey-holtzy, @barbiediaz, @robin-buckely.
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