wannabe-duckboy

[wannabe-duckboy]

Quick Kon headshot oop

#back from my long break from tumblr how’s it going? #still can’t do backgrounds tho haha #kinda feeling in a core4 kinda mood lately #but I’m open to other suggestions. please someone give me ideas #dc comics #kon el #conner kent #superboy

[wannabe-duckboy]

you inspired me.

Jason: I'm starting a new club

Jason: There's only one rule

Jason: You have to have a spleen to get in

Tim: This is targeted harassment

#hope you don’t mind that I made an attempt at it #op you’re too funny sorry

[wannabe-duckboy]

Quick doodle of the birthday boy

#he’s aged another year #but he’s probably still 17 #dc let him grow up you cowards #tim drake #red robin #robin

[wannabe-duckboy]

Ok but imagine they go to different pizza places depending on whether they’re in costume or not.

Enter the managers of the competing pizzerias, who are secretly hanging out after hours in a Romeo and Juliet-style forbidden love between competing chain restaurants, and suddenly the topic of weirdest pizza orders comes up.

Chain A worker: yeah so I think the weirdest order I ever got was for bruce wayne. He asked for 3 large pizzas with no sauce, stacked on top of each other, and a gallon of ranch on the side. What a weird guy, eh?

Chain B worker: oh my god Batman ordered the same thing from us last week! What a coincidence!

Chain A: …

Chain B: …this is a lot to process right now

Someone write an au where a pizza chain finds out the batfams secret identity from their Very specific pizza orders

Pizza maker: “… oh snap they’re the Wayne’s. That’s crazy”

[wannabe-duckboy]

Some Duke and Dick bonding time

#Duke sprained his ankle on a rare night patrol #dick is trying to be supportive #please don’t ask why they aren’t wearing shoes outside #(​I’m making an attempt at backgrounds and didn’t think it through) #is this me projecting onto Duke because I just sprained my ankle? #yes. yes it is. #Duke Thomas #dick Grayson #dc comics #batfam

[wannabe-duckboy]

Batboys as scientists: a concept.

#featuring tired physicist dick #he got stuck teaching a first year class and is losing patience #dr. jason todd who wears his crocs while on call #he’s getting tired of waiting for lab results #tim ‘whats lab safety’ drake #he’s making elephant toothpaste instead of actually doing work #he’s a chemist and is probably the reason Jason is waiting so long for results #then there’s Duke #he got to the biology lab late and there were only XXL sized gloves left #his glasses AND lab goggles keep fogging up because of the mask #he’s struggling #and finally we got geologist damian #he found a nice rock #batfam #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne

[wannabe-duckboy]

Hey op, I hope you don’t mind that I made an attempt at it

What post is that LGBT thing

This lol

In this post I was imagining this but with the Core Four lol

#credits to the original artist bc I was lazy and traced the people #very messy because as you can tell I am lazy #young justice #core 4 #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #conner kent #superboy #tim drake #robin #bart allen #impulse

[wannabe-duckboy]

Spoiler my beloved <3

#stephanie brown #spoiler #dc comics #robin 4 #I want to be half as cool as her #hopefully I did her justice

[wannabe-duckboy]

What happens when I watch SNL and am talking to my best friend? Bruce Wayne as the SNL host of course! We think we’re funny

[wannabe-duckboy]

[wannabe-duckboy]

Each member of the Batfam represents a mental illness, actually.

Eldest daughter syndrome

Daddy issues

White

Bad bitch disease

Age 13

Exaggerated Swagger

[wannabe-duckboy]

Ok was anyone gonna tell me that the t-rex had an average lifespan of 28 years or was I supposed to just randomly Google that and find it out by myself?

[wannabe-duckboy]

My brain said “discowing, but take away the pants” and I complied to the best of my ability.

#nightwing #dick grayson #I tried my best but I’m really no artist #please ignore the arm that’s incredibly short shhh #but can you imagine dick growing up and saying nah I’m still not wearing pants

[wannabe-duckboy]

Ok so concept time:

Batman, where everything is the same, but Bruce Wayne is now Wayne Brady. Instead of Wayne enterprises, he runs the game show Let’s Make a Deal. And nobody every suspects that Wayne Brady doubles as a costumed vigilante who beats up criminals at night because that would be Too Obvious since his daytime personality runs a game show where people dress up.

#Wayne Brady would be hilarious as Batman #all his gadgets come from the prizes that contestants didn’t win on the show and somehow nobody notices #he’s an improv master he could pull this off #batman #dc comics

[wannabe-duckboy]

He look everyone, I’m a DC artist who doesn’t know how to draw people that aren’t adult white men.

[wannabe-duckboy]

I’m sorry but this was the only thing I could think of when I saw this...

(credit to this post by @timothykaplans for putting the images beside each other, which inspired this)

#tim drake #conner kent #robin #robin 3 #superboy

[wannabe-duckboy]

Finally added a background to a panel redraw...

#tim drake #robin #robin 1993 #robin 3