Good Omens AU! XiChenggg and i forgot to post it here cos i forgot
So instead of Adam being the anti-christ, its Cherub!Lan JingyeET with unspeakable power to cause worldwide chaos
I’m sorry it sucks but might as well practice some coloring. Done for dear sweet Skelate at twitter!!!
Like good omens, its a super sweet slow burn across the dregs of history and I got waaay too invested with this AU goddammit skel-
Anyways, meet LXC, a Cherubim (very different from the lovey-dovey Cherub keep in mind), who guards the Western Gate of Eden.
He’s one of the
most promising angels of the Lord and is considered to be a jade among the cherubims. The whole business with “Adam and Eve chomping the forbidden fruit” incident happened all because LXC took a bathroom break and that was enough opportunity for WWX, the serpent of Eden to
tempt the first humans.
Yada-yada, the humans were banished from Eden by God into the wild and there they met a dark demon wolf. Of course, that was JC, frothing darkness and electricity in all of his mutt glory.
And LXC came back from the angel potty and he was like “WHAT THE
FIDDLESTICKS-!!!” He then swooped with his four-winged jade heavenly glory to the rescue.
With his ice tipped and frostbitten sword, Shuoyue, he charged down JC. *cue dramatic battle action sequence between the forces of dark and light* He managed to slash JC in the chest
hence the scar peeking from his shirt. The humans were able to escape and he gave them Shuoyue for protection.
Meanwhile, JC was doubling over in pain, there was a very bloody elongated hole on his chest GODDAMIT-
The humans left and LXC had the choice to kill JC or maybe heal him. JC then formed back into his mortal form. He had black wings streaked with purple, a symbol of his lineage. JC was under the line of the houses Pride (Lucifer) and Wrath (Satan). He was a powerful demon, with hellish purple lightning from demon Wrath matriarch YZY. He was DYING DAMN IT. His father, JFM, the Pride demon patriarch was never proud of him, how ironic was that. He needed to prove himself that he could surpass his adopted brother, WWX, who successfully caused the first-ever sin of humans and here he was, choking on his own blood he failed to finish off the humans, and it was such a simple task! And he failed to that.
LXC, who was known for his pure and kind heart, decided to heal JC.
“Please don’t make me regret this.” He said as he kneeled over the injured JC. He then was enveloped with heavenly light
To JC, LXC was the most beautiful person right now and he thought ‘this is not a bad way to go’
He healed JC who was still writhing from the pain. Then thunder boomed and rain pelted from the distance. He immediately covered JC with his four wings, afraid that God has rained
down holy water.
hen the rest is history hahaha. In modern times, LXC owns a quaint music shop and JC drives around a dark purple Harley Davidson (instead of Crowley’s beloved Bentley, bebop!)
And instead of Aziraphale’s bowtie, LXC has obnoxious cloud printed socks. And
instead of Crowley yelling at plants, JC yells at his reflection of 'how worthless he is’ (fvck you JFM)
JC has those three scars on his arm as a demonic inauguration. And LXC is “mad” cos LJY shouldn’t think that JC is cool and JC basking in the praise with his tsundereness.