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wardens-oath · 18 hours
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I can't be the only one surprised how casually you're just. Here. Mind talking about what it was like to like. Join Tumblr?
It was 13 or 14 years ago. From what I remember you just shouldered aside the mastodons, went into the Tumblr cave and carved your mark on the wall, telling people you were now signed up for tumblr, and then they would haul memes on animal hides past you. Back then it was mostly cats doing amusing things, obviously, but we would watch them by the flickering firelight, and chortle to ourselves hopefully before leaving the cave and trudging back to our lives.
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Charles Piazzi Smyth - The Great Comet of 1843
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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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Tried hard to give these classics the production value they deserve (first and second post by @iguanamouth)
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I absolutely loved this shot
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Gustave Doré - Deer in a Pine Forest (1865)
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wardens-oath · 6 days
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being a hater is good and fun and comes free with being a lover but it's also good to practice being an idgafer. sometimes things are just meant to bait you and/or not worth blowing up your whole day over. don't forget that.
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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral
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sound on
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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wardens-oath · 9 days
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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
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