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3:47 in the morning is a wonderful time to have hot girl stomach issues 🙃

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HPLY SHIT ITS THE LEGIT FOOTAGE

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PUNK! GET WRECKED! BITCH!

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Yes Stoke got the right idea let her fight Cope for the belt

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Oh my fucking god

If he lays out Drew so Damian cashes in.....

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THE BIRD KELCE

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JACK GET BEHIND ME AGAAAINNN

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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

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*betrayal sirens blaring*

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17 Mario kart battle BCC

Blue Shell and Sabotage

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“You fucking – get over here!”

Yuta ducks as Claudio dives over him to get at Mox, pure rage written on his face. Claudio’s legs hit him in the back. Yuta’s a strong man though; he doesn’t allow it to distract him. With Claudio solidly blue shelled into oblivion and Mox crushed under roughly 230 points of European, Yuta finally has a chance.

“Suck on that, Rainbow Road,” Yuta says, leaning his whole body to the side to make the hairpin turn. He glances over to see Bryan, staring at him from the doorway.

“Go away,” he says. “I’m in the middle of something.”

“Clearly,” Bryan says, and Yuta decides to believe he means the game instead of how he’s basically literally in the middle of whatever Mox and Claudio are doing. He folds himself into a pretzel next to Yuta. “Are you winning?”

“Now I am,” Yuta says. “Final of four. If I win this, I tie with Claudio. That’ll be enough to piss Claudio off which is a win to me.”

Bryan makes a considering noise then flattens on the floor. Yuta sees in the edges of his vision how he rolls in front of him. Fine. Get Bryan to distract the other two.

Yuta’s got one more lap. And then he’ll win it.

He hits a banana when he feels lips on his neck, but gets focused.

“Bryan, be normal,” he says, fighting shivers. “I’m trying to win here.”

“I’m not Bryan,” Claudio murmurs. His hands go to Yuta’s waist.

“You’re not winning,” Yuta says. “I’m not losing this one.”

“Are you certain about that?” Claudio’s lips move up to slide down the shell of Yuta’s ear. Yuta whimpers, but stays focused. A few more turns. A few more turns, and he wins Rainbow Road. “You’re not gonna break me,” he says, the finish line in sight. “Do your worst.”

Yuta’s brain short circuits a little bit when he feels hands crawl into his lap, the heel of a palm gently pressing against his dick. He didn’t realize he was hard. “Don’t – you’re gonna let him win.”

“I know,” Claudio chuckles.

“I thought those were Mox’s hands.”

“They are,” Claudio says. “He’s on my side.”

“He just – fuck – blue shelled you, and you guys made a team?” He fights the urge to push up against Mox’s hand. And then he sees Mox slide in front of him. “Oh, fuck.”

“Yes, darling,” Claudio chuckles. “That’s the intention.”

Yuta manages to cross the finish line in two ways that night.

#how did this pop up conveniently as I’m playing MarioKart? #like wtf #this is just so so normal #blackpool combat poly club

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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

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Idk where it's all going but Daddy Magic still having Danny's back is everything to me and I think he should fight Luchasaurus about it.

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Espeon and Umbreon ko-fi doodle for Yama!

I’m accepting pokemon ko-fi doodle requests here! ✨

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OH MY FUCKING GOD!????

All’s fair in love and poetry… New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

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📷: Beth Garrabrant

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child handling for the childless nurse

My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a “young” patient is 40 years old.  Here’s my impressions so far:

Birth - 1 year: Essentially a small cute animal.  Handle accordingly; gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation.

Age 1 - 2: Hates you.  Hates you so much.  You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe; they hate you anyway, because you’re a stranger and you’re scary and you’re touching them.  There’s no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non-traumatically as possible.

Age 3 - 5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe.  Easily upset, but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them.  Smartphone cartoons and “who wants a sticker?!!?!?” are key management techniques.

Age 6 - 10: Really cool, actually.  I did not realize kids were this cool.  Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn.  Absolutely do not babytalk; instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are, teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with “hey, you want to see something really cool?”

Age 11 - 14: Extremely variable.  Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other.  At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just… a really sensitive and unpredictable adult.  Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers.  (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)

Age 15 - 18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience.  Treat as an adult who needs a little extra education with their care.  Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there.  At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they’ll probably think it’s funny.  And they’ll want one.  Deep down, everyone wants a sticker.