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Wilford, at dark: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

I definitely went off board with this

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Dark: Do you have any family traditions? Wilford: Nope. But every year on my birthday I take a bite out of my windowsill because I get so excited.

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i love him

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William: " DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASN'T. NOBODY IS LAUGHING. *pulls up graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! I'VE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY! "

" I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst. - Professional in comedy. "

William: " CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERE'S A MEDAL! "

*pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help."*

I just decided to draw an image for this funny incorrect quote I got from a generator.

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#markiplier #wilford warfstache #markiplier egos

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0415 2024

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sometimes I remember tumblr exsist

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0414 2024

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comic style villain

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unhinged dark doodles

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Wilford: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Dark: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Wilford: I said within reason, Dark. How about I murder that guy?

Dark: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Wilford: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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We're watching Steven Universe

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It was supposed to be a wholesome art but then it turned into...this so, have fun with it XD

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a commission for the wonderful @falcatrecon , thank you so much for waiting on these two. illustrations of Wilford Warfstache and Damien the mayor (from Who killed Markiplier) in a body pillow poses.

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Dark & Wil: *Simply relaxing amongst a field of flowers, watching the eclipse.*

Wilford: ...I'm gonna look without the glasses-

Dark: Don't you dare! Your vision is bad enough as it is, you don't need the eclipse to help worsen it.

Wilford: Oh, you worry too much! One little peek won't blind me forever- *Already reaching for his glasses.*

Dark: Wil-

Wilford: *Takes glasses off.* Aghh! MY EYES! MY POOR, BEAUTIFUL EYES!

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Dark: ...Why did I marry you again?

Wilford: First my eyes and now my heart?! Oh, woe is meeee! *Dramatically covering his eyes and heart, rolling around.*

Dark: Wil-

Wilford: WOE IS MEEEE!

Dark: -_-

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Some quick sketches

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Doodle

Weakness.