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Is anyone going to the caps game tonight? I want to go but I don't want to go by myself and I literally have no one to go with. Should I go or just say oh well?? Help me I'm a Libra

#caps #caps lb #washington capitals #florida panthers #panthers lb #is that a thing? probably

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“alex not only made the commitment to us, but made it to nick”

#AND THEN HE GHOSTED?? #THEN HE IRISH GOODBYED HIS FUCKING SOULMATE? #AFTER HE HAD THE PLAN #AFTER HE GOT HIMSELF THE CONTRACT #HE DISAPPEARED INTOT HE NIGHT #GEAR STILL IN STALL #i cant believe they laughed about it on ycdt because i cried when they said that #i know it was pained laughing #but i literally starting CRYING #nicklas backstrom

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Detroit Red Wings captain Steve Yzerman, left, sits next to his his team’s 1998 Stanley Cup as he appears with David Letterman during a taping of “The Late Show with David Letterman” Monday, June 22, 1998.

#is it a tradition that teams that won the stanley cup #will nominate the hottest player who also speaks english to go on late night talk shows #bc when the caps won it was ovi obviously but also holtby #which i imagine turned at least a few people onto the idea of hockey #and stevie y?? #im mad at him currently but i cant deny that 90s stevie y would crack me open like a walnut and scoop my insides out and devour me #and to be fair... current stevie y could as well #even though i am again mad at him #but like did the knights go? they didnt send mark stone did they because thats a big swing and a miss #not even sure whos hot on the knights #i guess laurent #i mean it is #but to be fair i do not know many of these men #who are you people lol #anyway it appears they did not go on a late night show nor did the avs or blues #okay the lightning did #im on a deep dive lol #the lightning were on with jimmy fallon #it was a weird zoom 2020 interview #but it was funny cause kuch and hedman were acting like every other hockey interview #if you watch it youll know what i mean #but steven stamkos was very charming #id say personally hedman and stammer count as handsome but that might be a bit of hoggles #there were many many other hotter players on those rosters if my theory was correct #but also it was 2020 so that could be an issue #i rewatched holts and ovi #god i miss that #i MISS that god

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i just burst into tears at my job this is so 😭😭😭

#ej #ej if you need a shoulder to cry on #or somone to pour you wine #or a ***** to **** im right here buddy #anything you need #side note #hes gonna be exclusively ej to me for... a while at least #met and crushed and kissed an eric johnson in my last home #and it left a bad taste in my mouth #after everything #so this is EJ #avs #colorado avalanche #buffalo sabres

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i have a lot of Thoughts about the chicago situation and im going to put them under the cut cause i know no one cares but i have no one to talk to so they're going here anyway

tw: sexual assault, r*pe, hazing ?

okay so like... what happened?? i watched that press conference (yay being unemployed, we love it here and we are NOT going insane) and i am now convinced that perry probably didnt have sex with bedards mom but actually did something really, really, very much so worse.

im not convinced nothing happened between perry and any bedard though. its such a specific rumor. and the gm and all these reporters being like iTS DISGUSTING TO EVEN SUGGEST- okay so where did it come from then?? can you show me the tweet from rangersfan420 who hates the hawks and started a rumor for fun?? can you find the source to PROVE its just a stupid internet lie?? i know its hard but if im chicago, im putting someone on it. if im a reporter (i know its a hard job, its a lot of work, etc but i have very little sympathy for most hockey reporters specifically because of, well- name any incident) im SCOURING the web for the source of that rumor to either ask how they know, or embed the link in my pay-wall blocked article for clicks!! you KNOW it would work, at least a few times. theyve had two days, has anyone even attempted this? (someone who's job it is, who's getting paid literally to either create news or to kill the rumor more effectively than whatever the hell the hawks are trying right now)

i might believe something sexual assult-y happened between perry and a player's family or player even except we KNOW for a FACT that the nhl and the hawks specifically do not care about that. they can "we're committed to change" all they want (clearly that's not working) but what motive would they have for kicking perry off the team? when has the NHL, or NHL fans (the loud, obnoxious majority, anyway) cared when a player has assaulted anyone?? we have seen sex crime after sex crime against women (and men!) committed by these players who are STILL PLAYING. no consequences enforced by their team, by the league, or by the media or fans (generally. there are good fans and there are some media outlets that care). so really, the hawks have no reason to kick perry off the team, or address the media, or make this into A Thing at all if that were the case. I know its hard to quash a rumor once it starts, but i honestly think if they had just been like "perry did *insert sex crime here* and thats bad, sooweee" people would be like BUT HES A GREAT PLAYER and people would be liek THAT SUCKS KICK HIM OFF THE TEAM and then in 30 hours there would be something new to yell about. (because being the moral police for this FUCKING LEAGUE is exhausting. where my red wings girlies who are dead inside at?? let me hear you scream into the void!)

so let's take a sexual encounter/assault off the table. what the hell was it?? probably not a racist thing. the chicago hockey team for sure doesn't care about that (See: their logo). its probably not a straight up and down illegal thing because the cops aren't involved as far as we know. (not that that really matters to this league either. remember the val nichushkin thing?? or the lucic thing?? {im assuming he'll be playing again soon} or like a million other things?? god this league is exhausting)

i saw someone say a hazing thing and that i might believe, esp bc of how their gm looked on the brink of tears. but then... say that?? or then why say no one else in the locker room knows about it?? are we keeping them in the dark or are we covering their asses legally??

this league is so fucked up, that there's honestly not much i can imagine that a hockey player could do that would warrant THIS from his team and the NHL.

(unless of course he's claimed off waivers or signed in like three months, then it's probably your garden variety assault/hazing/drunk/racist incident)

UGH i hate it here sometimes

#corey perry #chicago blackhawks #idk if anyone has any thoughts... i mean i dont expect anyone to read this but is anyone else kind of going insane?? #like hockey was supposed to be my fun escape and then this happens over and over and over and over and over #really i make jokes #mostly on twitter #but about bedard's mom because... before that press conference it was funny! #and now i feel sick!! #i wish whoever was a victim of this incident #i assume there is at least one #is okay and not deeply re-truamatized by idiots like me speculating #and i wish bedard didnt go there because this sucks for him hes just a kid #i bet he could laugh off the jokes but if its something worse... #and i wish the chicago blackhawks orginzation a very fuck you die

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Tyson: He doesn’t get it. That’s okay, he’s hot.

#TYSON BARRIE really out here talking about “” bi son“”“ UH OKAYY #i made this joke on twitter but no one liked it #no one likes my jokes #i think im very funy #tyson barrie #he is hot but like its 2023 are we really going to be surprised by TYSON BARRIE saying so?? #some of you were not in the trenches

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MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOYYYYYYY

#oh my god alex lyon hit me UP #i have a hookup with the premire florists of the detroit areas #they are gay and they live in a frank lloyd wright and they already do most of the wings weddings/events!! #including stevie y!! #so you probably also have a hook up but HIT ME UP ANYWAY #maybe i can get you a family-of-family hiring #i think its actually p stressful but i think you would be good at it

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"We're gonna missing teeth."

#tom wilson #i love you #so much #my giant beautiful boy #but does anyone else get the sense that theyre like #hey tom can you say this for a video #and hes like yea #well we.. we DO have to get pucks in deep #i dont get why this is a video #and ovi similarly is like haha! missing teeth! haha no missing leg day!!! #and he also doesnt get it fully but he thinks its funny #tj oshie #at least is self aware #hm thats a weird thing i never thought i would say about tj #hes self aware the first time and the second time its just like a nothing sentence #noah fence #because he doesnt think anything else he does is objectively weird #the stick thing isnt even weird like that makes perfect sense ot me and also i rarely see yall obsess about your twigs #the way you obsess about EVERYTHING ELSE #dylan strome #is just like oh HELL yeah i love tiktoks #you want me to go full canadian? #im just gonna go full canadian #btw this video was how i found out stromer was canadian #dont know why i thought otherwise but here we are #alex ovechkin #this got long fast eh #tiktok #video #caps

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Best part of Lucas being your host? 2

Wings in Sweden - Nov. 2023

#obsessed with the implication that because lucas is from the country they are in #he knows how to get everywhere #an innate sense of how to get around your country #maybe for swedes idk #but hes so cute they are so cute i love them #red wings #lucas raymond #alex lyon #moritz seider

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btw thanks all who helped me out with how to watch hockey, the thing hockey fans are known to enjoy and are consistently barred from. why do sports cost money to stream. you should be paying ME for this. anyway thanks all, kissing your foreheads individually

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Price won the Hart, his 4th award of the night!

#is this the panties pocket square night #cause this man could have my panties ANY time he needed a pocket square #i can confidently say i am better than his wife and i dont say that often #or... ever #about anyone #so #carey price #hmu #jk im not anywhere near your standards but you can do alot better

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#the draw of a man who just felt the cold hand of death caress his face #tyler seguin #if i were tyler i would simply throw up on this young man #and then take the puck #just a thought #oh wait its tyler #just a thot

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in addition to giving my no other choice than moving back in with my abusive parents, my sister also canceled espn so if anyone has a streaming service that works and isnt full of porn, please help a girl who has literally nothing good going on in her life.

#nhl66 you were supposed to be one of the good guys #i miss when you wORKED #caps lb #hockey lb #red wings lb #kraken lb #avs lb #come on yall i need HELP please #im so broken the lack of outlet isnt even fully registering im just dead inside and out

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kuznetsov with more sense and passion than all of toronto's fanbase and media combined flkdjsklfjdsklf

#leafs #toronto maple leafs #evgeny kuznetsov #im so happy to be loving kuzy again #hes so right #call those canadians out my dude #i think they are no going in maybe not the right direction but that could be #because they keep getting rid of the few boys i like and acquiring garbage boys

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Just having a chat

#i want to lay on my stomach and kick my feet in the air and giggle while #zach hyman #says something to me #philipp grubauer

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Okay but that's not even the first time Ovi's worn guyliner.

#nastaya ovechkina #the woman that you are.. #she has the face of someone who could rule an empire #read that without any political context btw i just mean shes beautiful #and she always looks powerful #ovi looks good too #big fan of ovi in a skirt #unfortuch for these two hotties the oshies are taking home most iconic costume #alex ovechkin

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Caps naturally deciding that having a pocket-sized teammate requires that the pregame ritual with him should involve bodily picking him up off his skates.

#personally? like for me personally? #i have No Thoughts about this #i definitely for sure #have no thoughts or notions #and every time i see #matthew phillips #i dont think about how were the same height so thats what i would look like standing next to these players #and this did not make me think about how easily they could probably pick up even me #nope #haha anyway #tom wilson #aliaksei protas #caps #capitals #washington capitals