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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

#good for her

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Guy who fakes his death every time he gets mildly embarrassed about something he did

#prev #peter nureyev #so true ur honor

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ive been listening to a lot of second citadel and i have no idea how to phrase this. lord arum is the most Just Some Guy ive ever heard

#second citadel #lord arum #CRYING LAUGHING

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Bothering the beast

#me @ his lordship consatntly #my feckless and impertinent fur nephew #franz improper sir floopington

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WONDER BAR (1934) | dir. Lloyd Bacon

“The other [scene that stands out above the rest] involved a handsome man, asking a dancing couple if he could cut in. The female partner, expecting his attention, agrees, only to see him dance with her male partner. Jolson then flaps his wrist and says, “Boys will be boys. Woo!”. This scene almost caused the Production Code to reject the film, and was featured in the opening scenes of the documentary film The Celluloid Closet (1996).”

#huh i wonder if that's where rusty got it from #torchwood #forgive me im having old fandom sleeper agent moment #it will pass

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

#it’s sort of his whole deal #peter nureyev

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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#me when im getting a good grade in funny little man

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

#parrots #cute bird videos #passionate psas about proper care for domestic parrots #and if ‘is the bird video cute’ wasn’t a blog. then I’d probably be running one myself as a sideblog #probably post a lot about environmental issues and habitat destruction and the illegal pet trade #and then get my ass kicked in the discourse for not understanding the sociocultural context of the illegal pet trade #by people who either wouldn’t know or care that i was eleven #or something #probably for the best that we had webkinz when i was eleven tbh

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Faramir

kshgfjghsf ACCURATE

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The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.

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JUST ON A PHYSICAL LEVEL THO

BC ON ALL OTHER LEVELS I AM HOOTING AND HOLLERING AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN

EITHER WAY I CAN'T BE THINKINGA BOUT CUSTOMERS IN THIS STATE

me: full circle loops?

me: YESSSSSSSSS

me: oh. ohhohoh??? guard disguise gambit???

me when it's got my ass for one final time in the last two pages: GUARD DISGUISE GAMBIT GUARD DISGUISE GAMBIT GUARD DISGUISE GAMBIBTT AFAJHLAFD HALFHLAKFDLHFAJHAJFJFHKSFKHSFA ;KJFJ;FSJKSJJ

This Is How You Lose The Time War was finally available at the library and it successfully Got My Ass within the first two chapters bc of methodically deployed Ozymandias references

#this is how you lose the time war #ALSO LIKE. FUCK. NO WONDER EVERYONE ON 2019 TUMBLR WAS LIKE THAT #IT'S TRUE #I DO IN FACT. NEED TO EAT IT. WITH MY MOUTH. #I NEED TO READ IT LIKE THREE MORE TIMES AND FIND EVERY LOAD BEARING POINT WHERE IT SET ITSELF UP AND EVERY MOTIF ECHO #I NEED TO LOOK UP SO MANY NEW WORDS #AND GO ON THREE HOUR WIKIPEDIA RABBIT HOLES

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BOSS I CAN'T COME INTO WORK TODAY I JUST FINISHED READING A BOOK AND NOW I HAVE TO SIT ON THE GRASS MISTY-EYED AND FRAGILE FOR THE NEXT 3-5 BUSINESS HOURS

This Is How You Lose The Time War was finally available at the library and it successfully Got My Ass within the first two chapters bc of methodically deployed Ozymandias references

#this is how you lose the time war

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i can still relisten to the first episode of welcome to night vale and feel homesick for a town i've never lived in and that's the power of resonant storytelling

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your boyfriend looks easy as fuck to parry

#cackling #miasma @ juno re: nureyev