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I love middle age gays
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Vision: I'm asking for your permission to date Wanda.
Peter Maximoff: What is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can't. Beat me in a duel.
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I just think that-
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Let's play a game called 'singing or snogging'
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Erik: Charles! Charles! You’re not going to believe this! Peter is my son!
Charles: Oh! That’s…nice, Erik 
Erik: …
Erik: You knew, didn’t you?
Charles: Weeeeeell…who can really define KNOWING things anyway?
Erik: How long
Charles: Ten…years?
Erik: Ten years??? How…why…Who else knew?
Raven: Well, Peter told me
Storm: Also me
Kurt: And me!
Jean: I overheard and told Scott
Scott: And I accidentally blurted it out to many people
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Charles: Rule number one of being a X-men, use whatever necessary to best your opponents.
Charles: Rule number two, never give out your tactics.
Charles: Rule number three, even though teamwork is important, if you are sure you can handle something, do it.
Charles: Got that?
Peter: *writes “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” in his notes* Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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James: The stars are beautiful tonight, isn't it?
Regulus: Yeah... You know what else is beautiful?
Sirius: *pops out of nowhere*
James, Regulus and Sirius simultaneously : Remus Lupin.
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*Regulus and Sirius after a summer in the Black's house, walking through hogwarts halls*
Sirius: I'm so exited to see my mom, i really missed her yk?
Regulus*surprised*: yeah, i know she was mean but i kinda miss her sometimes too- wait, we're coming back to hogwarts wdym you're exited because you missed our mom?
Sirius: I'm not talking about your mom, I am talking about my mom
McGonagall from across the hall: Mr black, to my office please
Sirius *almost in tears of joy*: yes mom! :D
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Sirius: prongs who was your pansexual awakening? You never told me):
James: *nervously* uh- oh mm... I.. can't remember?
Sirius: wha-? You'd never acted like this before, now im scared, who was it?
Remus *trying to not laugh*: yeah James, who was it?
James: *horrified* you wanna die?
Sirius: James. Tell me. It can't be that bad
James: okay, but give me a 5 seconds advantage so i can run, please?
Sirius: okay?
James: it was Remus. Don't hate me please. I beg you.
Sirius: WHAT?
Remus *dying of laughter *
Pete: oh yeah, they even kissed once, he was James first kiss
James: PETE NOT THE TIME.
Sirius: HE WAS WHAT-??
James: hear me out, it was just to taste if I liked men okay?
Remus *laughing even harder*
Sirius: Run.
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Eddie, on the phone with Steve: Turn around
Eddie: No, the other way
Eddie: Again, the other way
Eddie: Okay, one more time
Steve: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Eddie: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me
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dustin endlessly pestering eddie to get together with robin until eddie tells him he’s gay, and then dustin just blinks, takes a second and then starts pestering him to get together with steve
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the duffers really couldn’t let eddie live, despite the possibility him getting arrested would leave for a heist episode?
will and robin and enzo working together to create an escape plan. erica and steve and eleven and jim sneaking into the prison. eleven breaking open doors with her mind. suzie disabling security systems while eden keeps their dad busy. lucas and dustin giving them directions from the hospital. eddie quipping “aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?” to steve and the reference going about six feet over his head. nancy and jonathan and argyle being the escape drivers and doing something that furthers the supernatural plot of the show. some poor guard telling hopper he’ll call the police, and hopper just telling him he is the police.
guys this is what we missed out on. for real.
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one direction
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more fruity four content bc we didn’t get enough in season 4
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“steve and eddie are dating” I say into the mic. the crowd boos. I begin to exit the stage in shame. “no, they’re right.” I hear voices say from the back. the spotlight turns on them. it’s joseph quinn and gaten matarazzo
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eddie, staring at robin when they first meet: hi
robin, staring just as intensely: hello.
eddie:
robin:
eddie: so you’re gay too, right?
robin: oh, yeah, totally
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