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wdwdonthavelanes · 5 years
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Zach: So, what do you look for in a guy?
You: Per$onality i$ definitely one of the mo$t important thing$.
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wdwdonthavelanes · 5 years
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Corbyn: People have forgotten how to do the simplest things... It's so annoying!
Jack: What do you mean?
Jonah: Can you give us an example?
Corbyn: Yes. Who in here knows how to knit?
Daniel: *raises hand shamelessly*
Zach: There's anything you can't do?
Corbyn: I-... I'm not sure what to say to that...
Jack: I do. Make me a sweater.
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wdwdonthavelanes · 5 years
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Gabbie: I don't want to ride it.
Jack: You will ride it...
Gabbie : But I don't want to.
Jack: You just need to sit on the top and that's it.
Gabbie : I-
Daniel: If the girl doesn't want to ride the damm mono cycle don't push it! Gosh!
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wdwdonthavelanes · 5 years
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Jack: Daniel bro.
Daniel: Yeah, bro.
Jack: No wonder I feel so cold today, bro.
Daniel: Why, bro?
Jack: Bro... 'Cause you're the only thing that can keep my heart warm.
Daniel: Bro...
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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Hahaha, Ok, so wtf. I think I always say the same thing like thank you so much for liking my posts and give me so much love, and honestly it's very true. You guys give me purpose to continue posting and stuff so the only thing I can do is thank thank thank y'all very very much. Later imma do a voice reveal me on movement cringe type thing, so stay tunned ;)))
Love you all babyyys and see ya soon *mwoah*
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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Corbyn: I'm a little concerned about safety here.
Zach: Were astronauts concerned about safety when they first flew to the moon?
Corbyn: Yeah, presumably, yes.
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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At the police station.
You: How did you all 5 end up in here?! Jack??
Jack: Daniel? Do you wanna do the onners?
Daniel: Well, Jonah was driving... An-
Jonah [raising is hand]: Hello!
Daniel: ... And he some how went a little bit over the speed limit... A cop pulled us over and... Zach...Can you tell them what happened?
Zach: ...ok...
[Flashbacks from 3 hours ago]
Cop: What's the name of the five elements?
Zach: Mr. Officer I have to tell you that I only know 4: fire, water, wind and earth. I didn't know that there was a 5th left.
[Present time]
You: ...
Christina: ...
Christina: Corbyn, why didn't you do something?!
Corbyn: ... But honey, I did. I laugh...
You: Oh my...
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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Daniel: Hey Jonah, here!
Jack: and Jack...
Jack: I'm short, not invisible...
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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Jonah: *backflips over is emotional issues*
Jonah: Parkour!
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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You [looking through Jack's food] : Why do you have a check card in here?
Jack: So I can check you out.
You: ...
You: Smooth.
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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Daniel: Hey Jonah, here!
Jack: and Jack...
Jack: I'm short, not invisible...
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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Interviewer: So, Zach, what do you look for in a girl?
Zach: [nervous laughter] Hum...
Jack, whispering: Don't mess this up...
Zach, whispering even quiter: Think, think, think what do girls have that boys don't...?
Jonah: Oh no...
Daniel: Jesus Christ...
Corbyn: Please don't...
Zach [smirking]: ...Boobs!
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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Daniel: wake up!
Jonah: no, I’m dead
Daniel: You’re talking.
Jonah [with one eye open]: You woke up my ghost...
Jonah: Boooo...
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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Zach: This is bad.
Corbyn: I know.
Jack: I wish we had popcorn.
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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Daniel: I don’t fail at anything ever.
You: I'm pretty sure that I once saw you choke on your own spit.
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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You [pointing to a high shelf]: Can you reach that for me?
Jonah: You need me in your life and you know it.
You: You do know that I can replace you with a step ladder, right?
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wdwdonthavelanes · 6 years
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Zach: What are we?
Jack: Homo sapiens.
Daniel: No, he means, like, what are we?
Jack: Well, you’re too kind, Corbyn is smart, Jonah's the dad, Zach is dumb and I’m hot.
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