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i unironically love the muppets i think we all do tho

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I don’t engage with posts that wear me out so I’m making my own post to say that if you’re middle class and you go to a thrift store to get clothes to cut up for your crafts and sewing or support your purse collecting habit that’s fine.

You’re not a gentrifier. You’re not taking resources away from less fortunate people who need them more because thrift stores are businesses, not services, so the more you patronize them the more they expand. I used to work at a thrift store and my boss told me we threw away about half of our donations from the street because they were too damaged or dirty and we threw away another half of the merchandise on the floor that didn’t sell. And that was before Marie Kondo got popular.

So yeah those sheets would look better on somebody’s bed than as a tablecloth you made but they look better as your craft project than getting thrown away. You don’t know. And you’re paying the store to stay open and put another set of sheets out tomorrow. So feel free to shop at thrift stores especially if you donate to them.

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To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

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*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

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Gonna pitch a movie to Disney that explains the only reason the hunter shot Bambi's mom is because he raised a lost baby deer when he was younger, but the deer grew up and stole his family's fortune before skewering his parents on his antlers and running off, and now he has to live off the land hunting deer because he's broke.

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the scripts for cruella, riverdale and the powerpuff girls reboot have done an Excellent job at raising my self confidence as a writer; I rest assured in the knowledge that I Literally can't do worse

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How come we can't just have villains anymore

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“you have to stop buying every mug you think is cute” what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought

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biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

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“You smoke?”

“Only recreationally”

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my frogs w burnout series

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frogy

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