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Nightwing: That was actually a really good idea.

Red Hood: I'm full of ideas. Some questionable, some good. Mostly questionable.

Nightwing: . . .

Red Robin: We all have questionable ideas sometimes.

Nightwing: . . .

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Tim, you walnut, I think we need to have a conversation. This is entirely too much caffeine for any one person.

-jaybird🎈

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I'm looking for fix recs, can you help? Tim being troubled because his parents were perfectionists or Bruce pushing him to be be better, perfect etc. Do you know any? Thanks!

Sadly, I don't know of any but maybe another admin (or some of our followers) know? If you've got any Tim fic recs featuring the above requirements, drop 'em here!

-jaybird🎈

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Jason: Oh, I see my brother!

Tim, screaming and running: Truce! Truce!

Jason, running after him: I am gonna fuck you up

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[16:58]

Jason, in the group chat: I was pirating Endgame, what were you doing?

Dick:

Tim: He was watching The Price Is Right.

Jason:

Dick:

Dick: shut the fuck up tim

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Dick: You radiate edgy

Tim: I do not

Dick: You wear all black, you always have your hoodie all the time, and you have a frickin cape–

Tim: Who told you about the cape–

[weareallbatshithere]

Dick: You radiate edgy

Tim: I do not

Dick: You wear all black, you always have your hoodie all the time, and you have a frickin cape--

Tim: Who told you about the cape--

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Dick: So the plan is to order the pizza, go to the Walmart right next door, then go back and pick up the pizzas, right?

Tim: Right.

Dick: Alright let's go.

*ten minutes later*

Dick and Tim see a line of people waiting for their food in chairs.

Dick: [walks up to the register and smiles]

Tim: [stands a bit behind Dick]

Cashier: Hi, how can I help you today?

Dick: Hey, can we get one cheese pizza and two pepperoni ones?

Cashier: Sure

Cashier: [turns and pulls the pizzas out of the ovens]

Dick, alarmed and wide-eyed: [looks to Tim]

Dick, whispering: I was unprepared.

Cashier: Is that all?

Dick: Uh, yeah.

Cashier: $13.04

Tim, as Dick pays with a dumbstruck look on his face: [snorts a little and covers his mouth with a hand]

Dick: [does his best not to laugh]

Cashier: ?

Tim, as they walk out, whispering, not trying to be quiet at all: This wasn't the plan.

Dick: [laughs loudly]

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[16:58]

Jason, in the group chat: I was pirating Endgame, what were you doing?

Dick:

Tim: He was watching The Price Is Right.

Jason:

Dick:

Dick: shut the fuck up tim

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Dick: So I was at the bar the other day--

Damain, from the other room: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT A BAR?!?

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Tim: No offense, but full offense actually--

Jason: what--  *starts cracking up*

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Dick: Not gonna lie, I walked in and thought you two were kissing.

[Steph looks at Cass, smiling]

Steph: Haha, no we're not gay yet.

Dick: Yet. I like it.

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Jon: [talking enthusiastically about Rocket League and overusing the word perfect]

Damian: You know Jon if you keep going on about this you'll end up with a perfect knife in your chest.

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Damian, about a new friend: She didn't stop talking. I learned her entire backstory.

Dick: First of all it's called a life.

Damian, waving a hand: Whatever, same thing.

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Tim: You are the "yee" to my "haw"

Steph: *gasp*

Steph: That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me.

Steph: *starts crying*

Steph: I am honored.

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[19:03]

Dick: What time are you gonna be here?

Jason: In a little bit

Dick: Very specific. I like it. I'll be ready.

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Tim, pouring Red Bull into his coffee, listless: Because life is so fucking painful.

Bruce: [Looks on with a pained expression]

Bruce: What did I do wrong?

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