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weareassassin · 6 months
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My favorite thing about the John Wick movies is how all the background characters seem just completely unconcerned with everything going on around them.  Nobody ever like tries to call the cops or anything.  This must happen all the time.
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weareassassin · 9 months
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have a couple medieval dance tunes, feat. my hammered dulcimer and me in my pajamas since I have no reason to leave the house
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weareassassin · 9 months
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You know the old saying, ‘those thrown in pits will build ladders.’ For years, I believed that whoever wrote that never climbed a day in their life. After all, what pit has the material–the wood, the nails, the hammers–needed to build a ladder? Who, tossed aside by the more powerful, could find the will to build handholds and rungs from nothing at all? How does anyone, I wondered, escape the depth? But I realized something I had not considered. The powerful are frugal and it is costly to dig a new pit for each person you wish to bury. The weak, the downtrodden, the dismissed, the disfigured, the doomed. We are all neighbors. And we are too, the wood, the nails, the hammers, needed to build ladders. Austin Walker, Spring in Hieron
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weareassassin · 9 months
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Ubisoft Assassin's Creed's Evie Frye Voice Actress Victoria Atkins has been replaced by AI while protesting for SAG-AFTRA
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She also never receives residuals
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weareassassin · 1 year
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That was still craftsmanship
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weareassassin · 1 year
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Paladin: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined.
Bard: Heck.
Paladin: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Paladin: Oh no.
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weareassassin · 1 year
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weareassassin · 1 year
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If companies are allowed to sue you for losses during a strike, there is now no longer an incentive to not simply burn down your place of work.
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weareassassin · 1 year
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Landsknecht costume by Hafty Dla Szlachty.
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weareassassin · 1 year
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weareassassin · 1 year
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Christopher Eccleston would be so good as Sam Vimes it’s not even funny.
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weareassassin · 1 year
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Vampire in Armor!  Rhodes River Ranch Lunch Show - May 18, 2019
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weareassassin · 1 year
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is this accurate
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weareassassin · 1 year
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weareassassin · 1 year
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re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything
Instagram; hunterraiehorror
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weareassassin · 1 year
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happy ides of march. in honour of the sitewide holiday i thought id make a new uquiz, so take to find out how you get assassinated
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weareassassin · 1 year
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