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Slutty Summer 2014 hurry the fuck up pls

Speaking of Pearl's, I snuck out of the house in my robe today to grab some poutine and onion rings (no regrets).

But honestly what the fuck is going on? I'm feeling the hate everything mood today too Betty...so I haven't been talking to Gavin much since our date last weekend, and so Friday night I text him and say "idk where we stand anymore and it sucks"

WELL he decides to reply last night with "Hmmm okok explain" like it's not a big deal to me if you don't reply right away but how do you maintain a conversation with someone who only replies once every 16 hours? 

So I say back "i know that you're crippled (a.k.a. he's still getting over his ex) but it's hurting me to wait around for you because i don't know what your future intentions are".

well fuck you gavin because he didn't even bother to text me back. every single time i swear it's the same shit - Betty needs to find me a real man who isn't dishing out all these blurred lines~~

That's what slutty summer 2014's gonna be alllllll about

~John~

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Note to self

Never start a sculpture out of soapstone rock ever especially if you've never sculpted with clay before...I'm so frustrated!!! I'm in such a hate everything mood. Speaking of hate..I hate to say it but finally John made a decent playlist!!! Seventeen by youth Lagoon is beautiful ❤️ just jamming out (not really at all) at pearles waiting for my damn icecream which better have nuts....omg my mom just called my stepdad big daddy hand me the puke bucket... My fuck there's no nuts :( oh well... SS14 hurry up already Xoxo Betty

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SLUTTY SUMMER 2014

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John's Love Life

So what the fuck??!! This perfect guy was really into me but now he's like I'm not ready for a relationship...why are you fixing something that's not broken? Just go with the flow and don't give me these blurred lines. We went on a date last weekend and it went okay, he's just really really tall but he's nice and stuff, like really humble, and not cocky at all, but also not that confident. It's a bit different than other guys I've been into, it's really nice to talk to a guy who isn't a slut or completely obsessed with himself for a change. But c'mon Gavin just get your shit together - I'm ready for a relationship I'm not into this whole mixed signals shit so tell me where your heads at bro

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Say what you mean and mean what you say

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Betty's back

Ugh so much to catch up on not enough time to type 💁 I can't stop saying man for some reason idk. So yeah as John said turns out that "hot exchange student" wasn't so hot...after I made out with him he passed out loooolll so yeah I know you were all probably wondering who got him but when really we didn't even want him...man, so much shit went down this year. I wish we would have kept up to fill you in but no worries were back for good 😘 :* Xoxo Betty

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Where Have We Been?!?!

So where have we been? You DON'T wanna know. Turns out Grade 11 is a bitch and drama didn't take long to find us after all. So that international student ended up making out with Betty in September but he's kinda ratch now so we've parted ways.

Betty and I have remained close (she's even tried WEED yay betty) and now we're trying to get this school year fucking done...what did I do to myself? French Film 12, Bio 12, Math 12, and Advanced English 11 fuck my sweet miserable life.

So basically boy-wise this was a slow season! I snapchatted Connor's ex and we shared nudes and shit but I don't like him like that --- now we're vice president partners on a freaking non-profit organization (pls send help SOS) But I did meet (briefly) the sweetest guy ever, except he lives two hours away. But hey, he sings me Lana del Rey and made me an 8tracks playlist so i'm feeling pretty set except he's not ready for a relationship because his last one ended a few weeks ago...uhm fix that shit pls. I can't be waiting around forever boy! Work work work work work on your shit!! I'm going to the city for the weekend (and have to see Connor's ex at a party......) but I'm having lunch with Gavin on Sunday so we'll see how the sparks fly!

Betty's had quite the junior year, but I'll leave that to her.

X john X

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Surprise Bitch

bet you thought you'd seen the last of us

~~~~~betty and john 2.0~~~~~

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Unexpected Surprises

OMG SO I HAVE TO SHARE.

I'm sitting here in my room freezing and sick with a cold so I snapchatted my friend and He asked if there was anything he could do so I JOKINGLY said make me hot chocolate and then his mom was making cookies so he was like want cookies too? so i was like yeah why da fack not then all of a fucking sudden he's in my driveway!? I open the door and theres the plate of cookies and hot chocolate on the doorstep!!! SUCH A MOVIE MOMENT THERE :) 

xoxoxo Betty 

#moviemoment #wtf #cute #bff #friend #bestfriend

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Saturday night flight

So after work me and my friends decided to go to McDonalds then somehow end the night by getting a tractor to haul us out of a fucking ditch!?!? WHAT! And I had to get out and push? LOL As if... I havent laughed that hard in forever also we went to sobeys to scope out babes and we found one ladies and getns <3 we also tried to follow him when he left the store and went 140 to catch this babe only to see we were following the wrong damn car...WHY GOD WHY?! 

I should be getting to bed seeming whereas I have church in the morning Im such a saint i know...Except Im too busy getting my snap on with tutor boy :) As far as I know he stayed clear of lil t last night lets just hope it stays that way...I was their late night booty call but this booty was off duty!! 

xoxoxox Betty 

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2 day recap add on rant

so this bitch decides to fucking go camping with cute tutor boy and his friends who are also all my friends and they only wanted her so she could bring the weed and a good time...im not impressed. Uh oh little T you'll find yourself in trouble with me fasta then yah tink

xoxo betty 

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2 day recap

So sorry for not filling you in on the last 2 days ive bben so busy holy hell. school is killing us already!! Well to make long stories short theres this really reallllly good looking guy who i could possibly be tutoring in math!? I DONT MIND THAT!!! YES PLSSS, only thing is will we be studying the math or something else?! ;)  So that was last night then today fucking marcus bailed on me and john like who the fuck does he think he is!??!?!? We're more important then that...he messages john when were in french and he sits in front of us #awk

xoxoxo Betty 

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Follow up to Johns post

"also did i mention he’s coming to McDonalds with us on Saturday omg betty thinks she has it in the bag but she has another thing coming…

John~~"

Yeah so don't pay any attention to that part of johns post cause whether he admits it or not we both know Marcus will be mine before he leaves ;* 

xoxox Bettty

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CLASS BREAKDOWN

French 11: Our teacher is Mr. Williams and he was our teacher second semester last year cause the biggest bitch of a teacher Ms. Handley got pregnant and went on maternity leave. Last year, Betty Emma and I were in this french trivia contest and he was going to drive us and he said we could go thrift shopping on the way LOL

Math 11: I suck shit at math so it's gonna be a fun year. On the brightside, my teacher has a doctorate degree and seems chill so it should be better than my old teacher.

Sociology 12: MY SOC TEACHER IS AMAZING. Like she has so much spirit, she gave us candy - I haven't got candy from a teacher since like third grade so this was a big deal. 

Biology 11: I have 28 people in my class...uhm kinda packed but gonna make it work. I love my bio teacher, she taught my science 10 class last year so should be a blast~~~

Not a terrible first day (BUT WHERE'S THE DRAMA?!?!?!)

John~

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So other than the main storyline of the day, my classes are Integrated French 11, Co-op 12 (where I work 100 hours at a job of my choice, last year I did it at a newspaper and now I have a job there writing a column every week - this year I want to do it at the hospital and shadow the registered nurse's), Math 11 and Biology 11.

So I got my schedule and I had a free period and it was during Sociology 12 which I really wanted to get into, so I found out that it's cause Co-op and French are at the same time so I can only take one - so now I do classroom Co-op work on my own time and then I do my work placement in February. So I wanted to change my free to sociology but the guidance counsellor is chalked full of people wanting to change their schedules so I just went to Soc, so hopefully tomorrow she'll tell me I can stay in it. #COMPLICATED

John~~

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BEST FIRST DAY EVER

So my principal told me and Chelsey (a good friend of Betty and myself) that we were running the first day assembly cause we're school presidents this year. So we're all ready to go and then he was just joshing us obviously cause we only talked for like 2 minutes.

And Marcus was in our homeroom and we were setting up lockers and I was just minding my own business and he comes over and hes like "did you get it" so i helped him open his lock - like omg he approached me wow i was shocked

so all the girls were trying to be all over him, especially Cailey who's a good friend of me and Betty. so then we had to go to french class and i went over and i'm like "do you know where you're going" and betty and i walked him to class but then olivia sat with cailey, betty and i so marcus sat in front of me </3

then lunch came around and he sat with us so i didn't eat cause i'm a disgusting eater. instead, i showed him gross snapchats of betty and a video of me drinking a shot. then out of the blue he's like "can i take a picture to send to my girlfriend in Germany" and then Cailey and I were like SHIT

but honestly when has that ever stopped anybody? (no we're not bad people, i know it's coming across that way but i swear)

also did i mention he's coming to McDonalds with us on Saturday omg betty thinks she has it in the bag but she has another thing coming...

John~~

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Met the cutie today and the 3 of us are already going on a date????? We move fast. SSY13 this is gonna be a good weekend (Y)

xoxox