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Hey could I get a little hilson sketch :]

your friendly neighbourhood idiots

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the game of all time

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2007

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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#ballin by mustard and roddy ricch

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I did it!!

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eventual iasip plotline where mac and dennis decide to move out on their own - they’re in their late 40s, they’ve been living together for over two decades, they both blame each other for how little progress they’ve made toward their life goals (or maybe mac just put a red sock in the wash with dennis’ white shirts, and that’s the final straw). whatever the case, they both want out.

they need to find two suckers to take over their lease, but how? it’s impossible to find a good realtor in south philly…

enter vic vinegar and hugh honey.

each time mac and dennis show the apartment, something goes wrong, something breaks - a light fixture falls from the ceiling, mac’s room is completely made up of inflatable furniture (turns out he never got rid of it all from the inflates scheme), dennis’ spooky escape room mechanism goes off. vic and hugh try to make up for the chaos by being charming; holding hands, telling personal anecdotes, trying to woo prospective buyers with their rich gay lore.

and in the process, somehow, impossibly, dennis falls back in love with spending time with mac; playing pretend with him; scheming with him. and mac, who has all but given up on his pursuit of dennis, is clueless.

until the final scene of the episode when, in a last ditch desperate effort to lock in some new tenants, dennis grabs mac by the cheeks and kisses him so hard he nearly breaks his nose.

partners in real estate, and as of season 17, partners in life.

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Now, let's talk about payment. I will accept the following things: coins, cash, checks, food, vape pens, pens in general, scissors...

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Bluebird

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this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]

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John Astin and Carolyn Jones - The Addams Family (1964)

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Romeo + Juliet dir. Baz Luhrmann | 1996

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