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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

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take me to art museums and make out with me

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#they’re my teeth I GET TO KEEP THEM

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The Painter and Pianist

Lionello Balestrieri

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Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

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what’s that noise.

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Perennial October mood.

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that bagel do be looking good

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today is not my birthday

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God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.