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Maybe, a cynical observer would say, Coachella 2024 also proved that the future might not have much to offer. If you followed the festival online, you’re aware that Grimes’ Saturday evening DJ set in the yawning Sahara tent went less than smoothly. It would, in fact, be difficult to communicate to anyone who wasn’t there what an utter disaster it was: The music kept lurching to a halt, with Grimes going on extended rants about how the people to which she’d outsourced all her prep work had not properly prepared her tracks. (“This actually isn’t my fault,” she said at one point.) The third or fourth time she complained about the displayed BPMs being incorrect, she warned the crowd that she would have to simply listen to tracks as they played and try to match them with others in real time—prompting the woman beside me to say, “Yeah, that’s DJing.”

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what monster do you want to see the dungeon meshi crew cook up?

This guy honestly

#they like take his internal organs out and spit roast them using the straw

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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

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When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes

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currently also talking to one of the prettiest women I've ever seen in my life like she's truly model status gorgeous and she is talking to me....and said I was cute........is this real life

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I loooove when I get to write demand letters to defendants it's like my fuckin time to shine baby

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why is adderall even a controlled substance. whats the big deeeaaallllll

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#im the 11am friend and this is the worst feeling ever like just wait a few hours for me!!!

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closeted trans girl... i see you losing yourself in fantasies and fiction instead of taking tangible real world steps to alleviate your dysphoria... focusing on yuri when you should be focusing on getting "your E" ...

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godddd I hate ppl who don't have elevator etiquette like ur supposed to let everyone get off before you get on!!! rude ass

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to fuck cute trans girl or not to fuck.....that is the question

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marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund

marcille, confronted with her best friend's skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of "right" and "wrong" were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us

#shes so me

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farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

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been working on this song literally all day... it's not done yet but i'm very happy with it so far. i'm getting better at composition

#gretaaaaaa this is sick