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Weird Nerd Quotes
Weird quotes made by nerds taken out of context.
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"I am trying my best!"
"I know! It is really sad!"
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♪"That Hammadryad's cock made me think about the cylce of life and death."♫
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"This is why we rob from people's couch cusions. No paper trail."
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"If you let me stop the genocidal child, I will give them 5 gold and fix their door."
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"As your friend distracts the Beholder with a trashy romance novel, you have advantage on using Sovereign Glue on his eye stalks."
"Fuck yeah!"
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"You want to boop the snoot of the ancient primordial diety?"
"It is either booping the snoot or continue rubbing blood onto his taint!"
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♫"I'm just sittin' under Ymir's taint
Watchin' the dice roll our way, ooh
I'm just sittin' under Ymir's taint
Wastin' time"♫
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"Face down, ass up, that is the way I like to attract legendary bears."
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"How would our barbarian like to have a backpack in the shape of a monkey with a really long tail that deafinitely isn't a leash?"
"NO!"
"Then what is your favorite animal?"
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"I am going to use this entire goat as a plate."
"Like the naked women and the sushi!"
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"I didn't plan for wasp wrangling in this cooking show!"
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"I don't have time to finish them off... Can I bring one of the wasps to the ice cream machine?"
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"YOU USED ASMODIUS AS THE BUTTERBALL HOTLINE!?"
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"The two of you see this baby as the most beautiful thing you have ever seen.
...The rest of you see an almost pure white creature with a swollen nose, curly red hair, and elongated feet covered in strange leather casings."
"He had clown shoes in the womb!?"
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"I am going to deliver this baby one handed because I do not trust the Hand of Vecna."
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"We killed her daughter! How bad could this fight be?"
"And how many of your people in that fight were killed or kidnapped by god?"
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"No! DM! I care too much about this imagainary lobster!"
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