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Magical underwater interaction.

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I think if we ever got bi declan real it would have been done in like a one paragraph anecdote in his internal monologue about the most boring gay experience in the world and never brought up again. like at some point he would've been like 'once declan had slept with a senator's son, a man with the false american charm and loud presence of one used to getting what they wanted, for the political advantage. he had left promptly the next morning as if merely returning from a meeting, and had spent almost a whole hour staring at guido reni's st sebastian which he had stolen from the dulwich gallery without anyone noticing. the twisting, erotic form of the man seemed untouchably alien to anything declan could reach. what declan had felt the night before was merely a polite transaction - nothing like the passion this saint achieved just by dying' and it would leave us still kinda uncertain as whether or not that means he's actually into men or not

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Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

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seeing discourse on twitter that is literally just "white homeless people don't deserve money because white privilege means you can stop being poor anytime you want", and honestly it's becoming very obvious to me that the applications of identity politics that completely exclude all class analysis are deliberately designed to make it so the wealthier elements of certain marginalized communities can feel wholly comfortable with embracing the social darwinist aspects of neoliberal ideology.

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They’re judging you

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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tiktok tts lady voice: We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death! 😃

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"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

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i love bug-related subreddits so much actually

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truly no greater description of this show for me than this

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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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I was minding my own goddamn business only to suddenly remember this scene exists

I don't know how to explain it, but it's addressing something so visceral in me.

Like. Did anyone ever expand on how Arthur literally didn't even blink before getting up to save Merlin from the onslaught he would have faced for his outrage? He just got up immediately and took Merlin away, held and handled his anger, and even gave him the respite (visiting Gaius) that he needed.

Wtf. Like boy no you're not supposed to be this fucking in sync with your manservant's reactions. But it's as if he predicted it even, because he saw in Merlin the exact same reaction he wanted to do, but had the tact not to because he grew up with boundaries. So he goes on to save his boy instead.

Sick of how much these two loved each other

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the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

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"So YoU'rE sAyInG mEn HaTe OtHeR mEn?"

Yes. Yes I am. And you can ask literally any marginalized man and they will tell you American Patriarchy hates them, too, specifically because they are being men in the "wrong way".

Like fuck, this is feminism 101.

Edit: it's non-radfem feminism 101.

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+ bonus

arthur’s having a bit of a hard time adapting to modern life