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weirdmageddon · 2 hours ago
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LIFE IS ABOUT SELLING ITS ABOUT THE GRIND ITS ABOUT STARTING A FIRE ITS ABOUT MARGIN ITS ABOUT ITS ABOUT DEALS AND I WANT TO MAKE YOU ONE ITS ABOUT LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD ITS ABOUT CLOSING ITS ABOUT NIGHT ITS ABOUT MONEY ITS ABOUT CHIMP HORMONES
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weirdmageddon · 2 hours ago
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I DREAMED OF A GARDEN WHERE EVERYTHING WAS SOFT AS SEEN ON TV AND BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. PRESSED INTO ANALOGUE CANTICLE I WROTE THE WORDS OF A TECHNICOLOR GOD TANGLED IN WIRES ANOINTED IN SHORTWAVE RADIO AND THEY WERE SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.
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weirdmageddon · 3 hours ago
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remember when you were in middle school and “estoy poopin” cat was the funniest thing you had ever seen in your entire life
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weirdmageddon · 3 hours ago
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weirdmageddon · 12 hours ago
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love this concept of spamton fighting for his life trying to remain somewhat normal while jevil and G-man are always reminding him he knows a little too much. this is like a rough sketch of a comic thing that I won’t fully make. So this is it😋
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weirdmageddon · 12 hours ago
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bell peppers are good but they can better i think we should generically engineer them to come in more colors like blue or purple
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weirdmageddon · 12 hours ago
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weirdmageddon · 12 hours ago
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a severe discord outage could completely cripple the greater seattle polycule
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weirdmageddon · 12 hours ago
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weirdmageddon · 12 hours ago
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I hate password recovery you know it's me
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weirdmageddon · 12 hours ago
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facetiming him i cant stand being without my boy
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well lads. i moved to campus finally. first night sleeping here
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weirdmageddon · 15 hours ago
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>blinds of both windows in my dorm room need complete overhaul
>carrier and stems on the headrail need to be adjusted in the same direction so i can open and close the blinds all the way
>tilt-chain on the window of the east facing wall completely jammed
>slats bent, some missing
>both a major lighting and privacy issue since i’m on a corner of the building facing the parking area
>try to put in a work request through the college portal
>create a new account for the work request system because i dont have one yet
>site brings up page where you can file your work request, requires password at the bottom to confirm
>enter password to submit the request, site says it’s invalid
>click ‘forgot password’, enter my email
>”We couldn’t find you in our records. Please call to correct this.”
>no number to call
really need to format my living situation in 4chan greentext rn it’s really deserving of it
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weirdmageddon · 15 hours ago
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really need to format my living situation in 4chan greentext rn it’s really deserving of it
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weirdmageddon · a day ago
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weirdmageddon · a day ago
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the idea of bigshot spamton and jevil knowing each other is so hilarious to me. especially if jevil was actually sent by the mysterious person on the phone or whoever to keep an eye on spamton and guide him. the concept of this ostentatious little normie businessman guy having to accept being bossed around by a Silly Death Clown is just so fucking funny.
he has to bring jevil everywhere with him so he just shows up at Fancy Business Meetings with this fucked up jester beast trailing after him giggling and making jingle jangle noises. and he's obviously embarrassed but he can't complain abt it bc jevil was sent by the person who made him a bigshot and he doesn't want to mess up that relationship. so instead he just introduces jevil through gritted teeth to the other terrified and confused businessguys like "this is my....... associate...... jevil........." while jevil is just there going "uehehehehehe" and blatantly putting whopee cushions on every single chair in the room
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weirdmageddon · a day ago
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#hs
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weirdmageddon · a day ago
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okay i'll bite. what's an advertisement
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