welcome-to-latveria

[welcome-to-latveria]

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

#so true actually

[welcome-to-latveria]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

#my colleague was telling me about how his wife asked another nurse to look after a patient whilst she filled in paperwork and like 1 minute #later the patient has ripped the cannula out of their arm and blood is fucking everywhere

[welcome-to-latveria]

FAQ/Guidelines

#find it funny people in the notes r like 'ive never even seen f1 fans on this website' bro i dont even know what the other option is #like legitimately never heard of it ever #poll

[welcome-to-latveria]

[welcome-to-latveria]

#me when the narcolepsy hits

[welcome-to-latveria]

Scarlet Witch

Art by Lukas Werneck

#marvel #scarlet witch

[welcome-to-latveria]

magneto: aita for killing my son

logan: did he have bad vibes? if so nta

EJAHDKFKF help... it's true Logan leading the competition when it comes to murdering his kids 😭

#charles probably commenting too like 'nta wish i could do the same' #ask #marvel #xmen

[welcome-to-latveria]

if magneto knew what the internet was then he would post to r/aita as often as possible and all his posts would be the top posts of the year. thats the kind of drama hes going through. he also gets permabanned from r/mutants for advocating violence

#his pietro related aita will be great. 'aita for killing my son?' #magneto #marvel #xmen

[welcome-to-latveria]

real tumblr girl vibe is rechecking peoples bios before you say their name in an ask even if we've been mutuals for 10 years bec i don't want to make a Mistake

#omggg literally me

[welcome-to-latveria]

#star trek #ds9

[welcome-to-latveria]

[welcome-to-latveria]

Just a PSA please don't come onto people's fanfics and comment stupid shit. Woke up today to 5 comments on different fics which were all weird as hell:

Like bro no one put a gun against your head and forced you to read this so shut the hell up

#not to mention the romani one... they replied to that and said 'i went too far you can delete it' yeah mate im deleting all of these dw #this has rly pissed me off this morning like wtf #personal #fanfic

[welcome-to-latveria]

Who’s Eid. Your gf?

Who’s Eid…….

[welcome-to-latveria]

starfleet ds9 crew: we only have two morally compromising options before us here... what we need is a third option

the third option:

he's like if the trolley problem could be solved by a mentally unwell gay lizard jumping onto the trolley and blowing up the track before it got to the junction where the switch could theoretically happen

#ejshfjfkf #star trek #ds9

[welcome-to-latveria]

y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

#supernatural

[welcome-to-latveria]

me looking at myself on Zoom while the other person is talking

[welcome-to-latveria]