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i cannot put into words how hysterically funny the idea of connor being DOGSHIT at art is. markus is slapping out masterpieces, meanwhile fowler’s like “do a police sketch of the suspect” and connor’s biting back tears carefully outlining this thing knowing damn well he’s gonna get the death penalty

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SIXTY | DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN

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The DPD trying to make Gavin look up from his phone.

#lmaoooo

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Gavin: I’m such an idiot Nines: Gavin: Nines: If you’re waiting for me to disagree, it’s going to be a long night

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Connor will see blue blood smeared on the floor and ask “is anyone gunna eat that” and not even wait for a response

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RK900: Can I ask you a personal question, Detective?

Gavin: Shoot

RK900: I don't have a weapon

Gavin: wtf

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Waitress: How did you find your steak, sir?

Hank: I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was

#detroit become human #dbh #incorrect quotes #hank anderson

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Gavin: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane

Nines: Oh my God, imagine if it had been a small child

Gavin: I could have fought off a small child, Nines

#detroit become human #dbh #incorrect quotes #gavin reed #rk900

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"I always accomplish my mission."

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Hank: I figured out why you’re a deviant. You have updog. Connor: What’s updog? Hank: JEFFERY, GET IN HERE! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!

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Gavin: I'm in love with Nines

Tina: Congratulations, you are the last person to know

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