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wellensittich01 · 12 days
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Slade and Dick’s relationship but it’s love like ‘on your side’ by the last dinner party
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wellensittich01 · 1 month
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Moulin Rouge AU where Dick is Satine, Wally is Christian and Slade is the Duke
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wellensittich01 · 2 months
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Young Dick Grayson breaking both his legs on patrol attempting a complicated flip on ice bravely fighting bad guys but still being forced to attend galas in a wheelchair so just showing up in increasingly elaborate ways of mobility
Random Socialite trying to have a normal conversation: So, I heard your ward was in an accident. How is he?
Brucie Wayne: Oh you know, not happy being stuck inside all the time but we’re finding ways to get through it :)
*Cue Dick wheeling up in some sort of vaguely elephant shaped monstrosity, cast legs strapped to the sides with no clear means of steering or propulsion*
12 year old Dick: hi :)
Brucie: :)
Random Socialite:
From that point on it just gets completely out of control. Every weekend Dick is spotted in some new contraption: a race car, a hobby horse, a rocket - he’s driving around stealing the show. Bruce is just happy he’s actually easy to keep track of now, and the kidnapping rates have gone down dramatically since he’s strapped to at least 50 pounds of metal at all times.
Years later when Jason is in a similar situation he thanks whatever higher power is out there Bruce donated the chairs to charity so he doesn’t have to be wheeled about in a glorified trundle truck.
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wellensittich01 · 3 months
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PLEASE picture the batfam due to some super powerful mind control villain of the week somehow all getting mind controlled at once to go all out on behalf of the villain.
Picture the justice league losing their collective shit having to declare a world level threat, scrabbling to gather every single hero they have to try and contain the the results of Bruce Wayne and his children using all their skills for evil.
Picture every generation of titans having to work together to have a chance against their version of Robin, an entire team just for one bat.
Picture the league trying to strategise and target Damien’s Robin first, isolating the smallest to try and draw out the others and instead making things 10x worse when the baby of the family starts calling for help and they trigger every single Protect Instinct the bats have on top of the mind control
Picture by the time they’re subdued and the villain is apprehended, 6 league members are in hospital, 3 of which in the ICU, including superman due to the sheer quantity of kryptonite that materialised from untility belts.
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wellensittich01 · 3 months
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I just want him to TALK TO A HORSE PLEASE IM BEGGING LET HIM TALK TO A HORSE
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wellensittich01 · 7 months
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I’m sorry but it has to be said. Paul Hollywood (derogatory) in recent years has DILUTED the significance of the hand shake. The Hollywood handshake last year was given out WAY too many times and no one is talking about it. The market is flooded with handshakes, value is at an all time low, handshakes have no meaning anymore.
The pattern better not continue this year
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wellensittich01 · 8 months
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Dick Grayson is his universes Ryan Reynolds when it comes to making straight men question their sexuality.
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wellensittich01 · 8 months
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This year my advent calendar won’t be counting down the days till Christmas, it will be counting down the days till Percy Jackson release.
Really nice of Disney to give me a Christmas present like that this year
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wellensittich01 · 11 months
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I feel like the fact Merlin is trending again shows people would absolutely be receptive to the modern day season 6. Can you IMAGINE a Merlin where they look like THIS
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Update: from the notes on this post I think just about everyone is here for these two looking like this in any form whatsoever
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wellensittich01 · 1 year
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‘I really like the Tim and Bernard Dynamic I don’t know why it’s just really nice’ BITCH ITS THEM
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You’ve been MERTHURED. Oblivious blonde himbo and his tiny, pale, extraordinarily powerful black haired boy. You’ve been HAD.
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wellensittich01 · 1 year
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BABY
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wellensittich01 · 1 year
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Talon!Dick but the feline predator like tendencies make him susceptible to catnip
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wellensittich01 · 1 year
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Say what you want about DC Titans but this is the most literal embodiment of Dick Grayson I’ve ever seen
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Like this man IS Dick Grayson this is literally one of the most perfect castings
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wellensittich01 · 1 year
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This man knows his audience 😭
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wellensittich01 · 2 years
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Why is Family Line by Conan Grey literally Tim Drake dealing with the trauma from growing up in an abusive Drake household
My father never talked a lot, he just took a walk around the block 'Til all his anger took a hold of him and then he'd hit
I say they're just the ones who gave me life
Scattered 'cross my family line I'm so good at telling lies. That came from my mother's side, told a million to survive.
It's hard to put it into words how the holidays will always hurt. I watch the fathers with their little girls and wonder what I did to deserve this
How could you hurt a little kid?I can't forget, I can't forgive you'Cause now I'm scared that everyone I love will leave me
Oh, all that I did to try to undo it, all of my pain and all your excuses. I was a kid but i wasn’t clueless (someone who loves you wouldn’t do this).All of my past, I tried to erase it But now I see, would I even change it? Might share a face and share a last name, but We are not the same
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wellensittich01 · 2 years
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Seeing a fandom legendary fic that’s unfinished and clearly abandoned update after literal months/years
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wellensittich01 · 2 years
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Ive been waiting for someone to make this comparison and no one has yet so can we please appreciate…
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He looks EXACTLY like a young RDJ. Those eyes. That smile. He’s a DEAD RINGER and no one is talking about it.
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