✨ thlam my penith in the car door Thursday ✨
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing
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my war elephant: we should attack tonight and sieze the honey by force
my wise elephant: diplomacy with the bees would secure us more honey in the future
my boat elephant: we need more wood for boats
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is that a speaker in your pants or is your penis loud as fuck and singing beautiful songs to me
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enemies to lovers but it's me and myself
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watcher
(developed a pretty neat way of making stained glass in blender! i'll make a video about it at some point)
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yknow what chilchuck deserved that sex ed talk maybe if someone told him about safe sex earlier he wouldn't of ended up divorced with 3 kids
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