*smiling awkwardly because I donāt understand any of the references coming out right now*
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Manager: I didnāt know that you knew how to produce wares. Do you want to maybe keep working your floor job but also produce wares once a week?
Me, thinking: Well you see the funny thing about that is I applied somewhere else a week ago so Iām not really looking to take on added responsibility at this job right now
What I actually say: Iāll think about it
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The Horrors are very big but God is so so so much bigger than the Horrors.
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Shoulda knocked on wood because guess who did get cut on something broken today
The amount of times I have narrowly avoided just completely slicing my hand open by unknowingly picking up broken glass that people have just left there on the shelvesā¦I need to go buy a lottery ticket
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now let me sum it up it was a strange set of circumstances (strange set of circumstances) i fell down this hill i got glue on my hands now i got records on my fingers and i just can't stop (don't stop don't stop) well i would if i was able there's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
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Noodle: *exists*
Willy Wonka: I am going to make sure you get out of this laundry house if itās the last thing I ever do because guess what! Iām your big brother now!
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The amount of times I have narrowly avoided just completely slicing my hand open by unknowingly picking up broken glass that people have just left there on the shelvesā¦I need to go buy a lottery ticket
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My brother has been on my case about seeing Wonka (2023) because I hadnāt seen it yet and I thought it was so crazy that he enjoyed the movie enough to keep pestering me to watch it because he isnāt really a musical person. Like Iāve tried to get him to watch Newsies and he flat out refuses so I was like āthere must be something special about this Wonka movie if this musical hater likes itā so I watched it yesterday and yāallā¦itās so endearing! Is it the most amazing movie Iāve ever seen? No, but that doesnāt detract from its value. Itās simple and wholesome, and sometimes thatās all you need. This is my official petition for Hollywood to make more quirky, wholesome, whimsical, simple movies like that
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Reblog if you like being COMFY or maybe even COZY
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rb and tell me whatās your most re watched movie.. and be honest
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all descriptions gender neutral, based on vibes only
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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.
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Note to vacationing non-Americans: while itās true that America doesnāt always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.Ā The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not justĀ āwhat Americans are used to.ā
If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where theyāre not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.Ā Please bear this in mind before writing yet another āomg I canāt believe American foodā post.
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Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but Iāve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?
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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what youāre thinking about in the tags.
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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
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