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Doyoung: Every time there's a pie in the dorm there's always a hole in the middle of it in the morning and i have to throw it out. Who's been eating a hole out of it.

Jungwoo: Why are you looking at me?!

Jaehyun: If im honest, i don't even know where the refrigerator is.

Johnny: If i eat a pie, im eating the whole thing on the couch while watching jersey shore family reunion.

Doyoung: Well, there will be no pie in the house till i get answers.

*to a camera*

Yuta: No, i didn't eat the pie...... I fucked it.

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Han: Dont get mad.

Chan: What did you do?

Han: I may have lost Jeongin.

Chan: How?

Han: He bit me and ran away, he can be anywhere.

Lee know: Look who I found in the woods leading a raccoon revolution.

Jeongin: Thank you for letting me continue the meeting before bringing me back.

Lee know: Of cause, I support all you guys' deranged behaviors.

Han: You're leading the enemy to war.

Jeongin: You stole their ally, and its my duty to help them as fox prince.

Han: But I am squirrel king.

Jeongin: Not for long.

Lee know: You made them like this.

Chan: What do you mean?

Hyunjin: *rustling in a box of crumpled news paper* Chan, where's the treats you hid in here.

Chan: You gotta keep searching, bud.

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HELP-

ever since i added sabrina’s new song into my spotify likes, she has been everywhere noooooooooooo

Oh that happens to me with Taylor so i allocated her in her own playlist and made different playlists for different groups of artists like Sabrina, Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez are in one playlist cause they have a similar sound. And i repeat the playlist so nothing else gets in and i can stay in that vibe of music. I can't just play all of my liked songs it gets so chaotic. Also the artists that will dominate a playlist like Taylor, Lana and Doja my top 3 faves. i separate them into their own playlists even further. It helped like a lot.

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yooo i heard sabrina’s new song since it kept showing up on my youtube shorts feed and as a non fan i actually like it-

i’ve been keeping a tab on her since i saw her on stage last year, wishing i became a fan so i could’ve saved more photos. she seemed so cool, i’d love to get to know her a lot more.

it’s so funny that nearly 6 years ago i was hating on her for no reason at all and now i wanna be a fan. basically a justin bieber moment.

She is really cool and just adorable. She's just so popstar. I love her. She's the only reason im still blonde. Ideally i want little twins stars hair but every time I see her, i just want to stay blonde and get my blonde lighter. And i remember watching her on girl meets world, i still wish it was more like the original cause it felt like they were trying too hard to be sentimental. But i really liked Sabrina's character Maya more than Riley's, like how i liked Shawn more than Corey. No one liked Corey. And i remember when she released her first song and it was so good but i just lost track of her. But shes really amazing i do suggest watching interviews and getting to know her shes so funny. And i love seeing her with Taylor. They're like Barbie and Skipper

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Johnny: Why is jungwoo in trouble?

Doyoung: Tell Johnny what you did.

Jungwoo: I hit on my friends girlfriend.

Johnny: Which friend?

Jungwoo: Hyunjin.

Johnny: Aw, Jungwoo. He's not your friend. He literally hates you.

Jungwoo: He just plays around.

Johnny: What did you say to her?

Jungwoo: She made me key lime pie and she called me baby and asked how i liked her pie.

Johnny: You can stop there.

Jungwoo: No, she was petting me, and her voice was so... and I asked, "Are you trying to slut me out? Cause you can"

Johnny: Where did you learn to say that?

Jungwoo: Jaehyun's been teaching me English.

Jaehyun: I got your back, man.

Johnny: Jungwoo, we dont learn things from Jaehyun. We pity him.

Jaehyun: Hey.

Johnny: Am i wrong?

Jaehyun: No.

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hiiii today's reminder is can we talk about Sabrina carpenter because like i don't go here i didn't even know she existed until feather exploded last year and even now i only know the hits but i CANNOT get "that's that me espresso" out of my head for the life of me

Hiii, yes i heard nonsense like two years ago and i have been obsessed with that little blonde lady ever since. Taylor was talking about putting narcotics in her songs which i wanna talk about miss swift later. But Miss Carpenter also puts some kind of drugs in her songs cause i cant stop listening to espresso. i listened to it like four times in a row while i was blow drying my hair. My hair came out so cute too. i also added little pink bows to it. there is magic in that song, i knew the lyrics after three listens. I randomly say my honey bee come and get this pollen. Im really trying to refrain cause i don't wanna get tired of it but its just so good. And shes so cute and shes my fashion inspo. I just love her.

Now to Taylor another one i can't get out of my mind also everything she does is so kpop coded hear me out cause one she releases albums in multiple different versions, shes been releasing so much music since 2019, she now has given us photocards which im putting my Taylor and Jisung photocards beside each other in my photocard album. So mother and son can be together. But people who dont get it are critizing it. And everything taylor does is for the obsessive fans, the mentally unwell girls, the girls who spent half of their 20s being in an off and on situationship with a little rat boy who couldn't care less about her and has absolutely lost their mind over him. People were saying they wanted the album to give English department but its giving psych ward honey those are the same thing. Also as someone who has been to the psychward three times i appreciate this album and im hoping for a Sabrina album by summer.

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Johnny: What's a lyric that's stuck in your head right now?

Jaehyun: White boy wasted channing tatum.

Jungwoo: I'm working late cause I'm a singer.

Haechan: Who's afraid of little old me! You should be.

Yangyang: I'm about to call up diamond bitch knuck if you buck.

Ten: I can't relate to desperation. My give a fucks are on vacation.

Hendery: You wouldn't last an hour the asylum where they raised me. Florida!!!

Xiaojun: Those are two different songs.

Hendery: Its my own remix of them.

Renjun: That's that me espresso.

Doyoung: I released some songs,guys.

Johnny: This isn't about you,Doyoung. For me, it's I bring the drip with wet vagina

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Yuta: It's funny that Christian Bring me the horizon fans are surprised Bring me the horizon are anti-christianity. Have they even heard a bmth song before?

Johnny: Like Ollie was screaming, "If i dont believe him, why would he believe in me?" when i was in middle school.

Yuta: Or "When you die, the only kingdom you'll see is two foot wide and six feet deep." Dont let them see immaculate conception by motionless in white. They'll have a heart attack.

Johnny: Flyleaf is right there for them.

Yuta: It's the same people who let mgk get away with how he is.

Johnny: I wonder what Andy Beirsack is doing right now?

Yuta: Being beautiful and funny.

Johnny: Of course he is.

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NCT as questionable things I did in my twenties.

Yuta: Had sex behind a trailor with a picture of jesus on it near a church while weird growling came from the woods.

Jungwoo: Drank listerine cause it was pink lemonade flavored.

Johnny: Took clothes off randomly at parties.

Ten: Every single time I've had sex in a park at 2 in the morning.

Jaehyun: Watched a man who looks like Logan Paul jack off to my feet.

Jeno: Picked up any stray cat that would let me.

Chenle: Put pictures of myself all over my wall.

Jaemin: Gave my best friend a picture of myself on my birthday as part of a gift basket.

Jisung: Ordered a blue raspberry slushie at a bar while all my friends got alcohol.

Doyoung: Made a mini kitchen in my room to avoid human interaction when the house was full of people.

Haechan: Ghosted people who were too obsessed with me after purposely doing things to get them obsessed. I got bored.

Taeyong: Ate nothing but slushies for a whole month. Slushies are food.

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hiiii today's reminder is new doyoung music!! it's so fucking good his voice is so pretty and he's so good at expressing himself through his singing and it was so warm and lovely and made me feel so good and I will kill to watch him perform it live with a band i think that would fix me. i just love him so much I'm so proud of himmm

also second. i was a buzzfeed unsolved girly i know you weren't but i love them and i followed them to watcher, where i became a much more casual viewer but i still hung on even if i only watched a few of their shows. but then they pulled what they pulled and now it will be a while before i can watch them (even in unsolved, which is a very common comfort watch for me) without feeling icky about it but at least they did the right thing eventually i guess

Hii, oh my gosh yes, doyoungs solo, i don't know if i just haven't been paying attention but i only heard about it once then bam out of nowhere just opened my YouTube to new doyoung music. Which is amazing i love hearing just his voice, its so beautiful and i can't wait to watch him live.

And okay i was going to bring it up since i know you like shane and ryan cause it has been all over my social medias. It was such a weird decision cause it doesn't make sense to soley rely on a streaming service that might not do the numbers they want it to. I think what the try guys do is really well done firstly they upload a ton of new content i know right now its cause theyre having a beta test for new series to see which do the best. Gonna be honest if keith is eating. im watching. Honestly, i like it when it's just him or mainly him with visits from zach, his friends from his comedy trio and becky. To me keith is enough, but those four i def like the most as guests. I just like Keith, and Zach is a 33 year old man but also hes just a baby and i like seeing him be a silly baby. Anyway, I got sidetracked yeah but they post about 95% of their content on YouTube and special content on patreon and they have paid live events they eventually post later. Like clearly, there are other options, so its confusing why they tried to make such a drastic jump. But at least they backtracked clearly they had to but the whole thing could have been avoided. And i really liked shane on without a recipe so id catch them whenever they showed up on the YouTube homepage.

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OMG YOUVE HEARD ABOUT TOKIO HOTEL?? Tbh I think Bill looks a bit like a hedgehog sometimes but it works somehow??

Yes! I've listened to them in middle school back when you had to dvr music videos to rewatch them. He does kinda look like a hedgehog. It does work, especially with his old hairstyle. He's so cute at least once a month monsoon works its way into my mind out of nowhere. I love Tokio Hotel.

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Hiii this is so randomly i was talking to someone recently about this guy I like and she asked what he looks like and so I described him but then she said that the amount of detail was slightly creepy. I knew it was a lot but I didn’t necessarily think it was creepy. Like it’s stuff you can see easily (like hair colour) or stuff he’s told me about (like scars) so I don’t think it’s particularly creepy. When I like someone I tend to remember stuff about them more easily too and I have quite a good memory anyways. He’s asian with short black hair and brown eyes, he wears glasses, is about 180cm, has warm hands that are apparently so warm that chocolate starts melting in them immediately, he has a stud earring and a scar from when he fell over at the swimming pool. Ik that’s a lot but do you think it’s creepy??

Oh that is not creepy at all, its just a mix of general typical identifiers and just what you've learned about from talking to him and too me it just sounds like you think of him foundly. And im the same way i remember small details, too, and it's hard not to say it when it's just in the forefront of your mind. When i describe what someone im seeing or have feelings for, i just say or show a celebrity that closely resembles them. Like for instance, after close examination, my boyfriend looks like Young Bill Kaulitz from tokio hotel and Rory Caulkin in the lords of chaos movie. Cause I too, would probably go too in detail. i think even just that might have been too detailed for some people. I think people just expect ethnicity, height,hair & eye color and maybe body type. So i think when you go out of that, it's "too much" information. But i definitely dont think how you described him was creepy at all.

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Doyoung: I just know you've never been told no in your life.

Haechan: And why would I? I dare someone to tell me no and see what happens. I do whatever whenever I want. I'd like to see you try to stop me.

Johnny: Haechan, are you being argumentative?

Haechan: Only a little.

Johnny: Okay, good job. I'm just gonna eat this edible and stare at this picture of a bear till it tells me the secret of the trees. If you beat doyoung up, just film it for me.

Haechan: You're a great father.

Johnny: I know.

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hiiii today's reminder is i did end up getting the role that i really don't want but i guess I'm locked into it now and I'm not entirely sure how i feel about it but i start tomorrow so let's see how it goes

Hii, Oh dang, i really hope it works out well and the whole thing flies by and isnt too much for you. I wish you the best of luck tomorrow. Oh i was going through my pintrest and my hyunjin board um uh

I think i have a problem. I might be too down bad.

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Jungwoo: As temporary leader, I have something important to say.

Jungwoo: Boobies.

Doyoung: Jungwoo, get off of the dinner table.

Jungwoo: But... I'm leader.

Johnny: Yes, you are. Doyoung, don't be mean to him. He's still learning.

Doyoung: Fine, let Jungwoo do whatever he wants.

Johnny: I will. Continue your speech.

Jungwoo: Okay.

Jungwoo: Big boobies.

Johnny: I'm proud of you.

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hiiii today's reminder is yes you can call me mama i think that would be adorable tbh and also the stress of having a job and maintaining my relationships and planning a wedding sized engagement party (I've heard Americans think 100 guests is a big wedding. my tiny inner-circle-only engagement party is 80 people) is a lot and I'm very tired

Hiii, Okay yay i think I started saying it as a nickname, honestly cause of Trixie Mattel and Snooki that should tell you everything you need to know about me. And oh no, i can only imagine how tiring it must be to juggle it all at once. Especially the engagement party, which sounds like a mini wedding. Just make sure to find time for some you day's amidst the chaos so you can breathe and relax. i hope it all goes well and you have a wonderful time once the time comes and that wedding planning is nice to you goes smoothly as well. Just carve time for yourself to reset and center.

Also, the past week, there's been so much new music espresso by Sabrina Carpenter. It has been on repeat since release, and then Ms. Taylor Allison Swift released 31 songs. I fell asleep listening to her album and in my dreams it was all i could hear i was even able to recognize certain placements as favorites i was also in a children's psych ward for some reason but when woke up to listen to it the placements of the song i remembered did end up being my favorites which are Florida, with a broken heart,down bad, i can fix him and whos afraid of little old me. Lana del rey better not come from around the corner. Speaking of this, Coachella is the first one ive ever wanted to go to. Lana, Doja, Sabrina and ateez plus Taylor was there just vibing. Like best line up.

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Jeno: Renjun are you ready to drive us to the vacation house?

Renjun: How fun would it be if I just hit someone with the car on the way there?

Jeno: Renjun no, you can't do that.

Renjun: How about if I side swipe a car and knock a mirror off?

Jeno: No hitting any other cars.

Renjun: What if I hit the side of a building real hard?

Jeno: Why do you want to cause damage so bad.

Renjun: Jeno look how little I am.

Jeno: What does that have to do with anything?

Renjun: Recording that god forsaken song has filled me with amounts of rage and despair my small body can no longer contain I must hurt something or someone.

Jeno: You can run over mail boxes.

Renjun: That's all I want.

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