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stop the "hewwo" meme

its appropriating DD/LG culture and making fun of it, which invalidates our experiences! we didnt choose to have this kink and haha just kidding but could you fucking imagine.

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at th beach

me: hey jake j what is that jake j:

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Men trying to sound not horny by hating women is so funny. whenever i hear the word thot or e girl it sounds like an 12th century man saying temptress

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a lot of you seem kinda dumb so i assume you’re a younger sibiling

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peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

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My love for the Internet has ruined my sense of humor because I’ve been laughing at this meme for the past five minutes.

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the one thing i learned abt growing up is that u never actually leave the kids table. there’s not even room for u at the adults table. now its just u and ur 20 year old cousins w/ some 6 year olds having a good time 

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“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“

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back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

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A new co-worker tried to assert his nerd dominance over lunch by explaining to me what Dungeons & Dragons is.

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I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

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another fun night of quiplash