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this blog is a safe space for bitches who wait patiently until november 1 so they can celebrate christmas at a socially acceptable time <333

#hence why i’ve given us a winter/holiday/christmas theme #hi it’s honey #another life with parisian superheroes #life with parisian superheroes #alwps

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winter aesthetic gif headers part II (part I) - likes and reblogs appreciated - no credit necessary to use

#very cute

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NOTE TO SELF : if anyone asks it’s arthritis. it’s sudden-onset arthritis localized completely to one specific spot on one limb and it actually hurts so so badly so you should all feel bad for me and buy my shit. marketing

#got something u want to announce to the class gabriel? 🤨🤨🤨

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why does honey not call you baby girl anymore?

breeze says she doesn’t know how to answer this and idk either 😭😭😭

#another life with parisian superheroes #life with parisian superheroes #hi it’s honey #alwps

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rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard

#wtclwttrope

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no 🥺❤️

would you guys still love me if i was voiced by chirs pratt 🥺🥺

#sorry alya :/ #hi it’s honey #another life with parisian superheroes #alwps #life with parisian superheroes

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1 reblog = 1 punch for hawkmoth in the gut

#Hey it’s breeze

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1 reblog = 1 punch for hawkmoth in the gut

#don’t be afraid to smash that reblog button #hi it’s honey

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.....does anyone wanna purchase upwards to 100 pigeons?

...it's for charity?

#it’s all good #it’s just nice to know that someone beat breeze in the bidding

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10000 baby seals!!

.....does anyone wanna purchase upwards to 100 pigeons?

...it's for charity?

#take that breeze #another life with parisian superheroes #alwps #hi it’s honey

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(You’re going down honey!)

*slams 1107 seagulls down on the table* hows this?

.....does anyone wanna purchase upwards to 100 pigeons?

...it's for charity?

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🥕

🥒

#hi it’s honey #another life with parisian superheroes #alwps #life with parisian superheroes

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i’d like to bid two hundred hamsters

.....does anyone wanna purchase upwards to 100 pigeons?

...it's for charity?

#don’t ask why i have that many hamsters #u don’t need to know 🫵 #hi it’s honey #alwps #another life with parisian superheroes

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why doesn’t harry call you babygirl anymore

he finally got tired of me changing the locks i suppose

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haven't you been akumatized before? what was that like?

it’s. um. terrible. it isn’t fun at all. and it feels. uh. “bad”

#oh yeah he’s definitely hawkmoth #hi it’s honey #another life with parisian superheroes #life with parisian superheroes #alwps

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do you have any pride merch?

this is the fashion industry. it’s already pride month year-round

#me and gabriel agreste may have a mutual hatred but at least he doesn’t hate me bc i’m bisexual 🤷‍♀️ #hi it’s honey

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dudastrophe

y e s

#anon… #u and u alone get me #another life with parisian superheroes #life with parisian superheroes #hi it’s honey #alwps