whatifdestiel

whatifdestiel

Misha Bought Us a Star

maxwell. 22. gay ace autistic trans boy. i'm obsessed with so many things. but like especially misha collins.

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whatifdestiel·6 days agoPhoto

notcorrectwitcher:

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Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

Holy shit

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whatifdestiel·6 days agoText

kazooie:

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all-the-g00d-urls-were-taken:

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madejsbian:

how hyperfixation has become a mainstream word that non adhd/autistic ppl are using it please let us have this one thing we are not on the same level 

Words mean things! A hyperfixation is not an ‘obsession" or a current interest bc you’re bored in quarantine!

Words!

Mean!

Things!

Hyperfixations aren’t jus things ur obsessed with. They’re things u literally cant stop thinking abt. They’re things that u cant get out of ur head. Things that u literally crave content or knowledge abt. Things that u literally read every single wikipedia article or tv tropes page for. Things that will literally put u in a depressive episode if u dont get access to the thing. Its so so so much more than a simple interest or just liking something a lot.

It also feels physically painful and exhausting to some of us with ADHD *not* to have a hyperfixiation btw

Like, I will experience genuine distress if I’m between hyperfixiations. My life WILL NOT HAVE a definite enjoyable purpose, and even my special interests(as someone who is both autistic and ADHD) can rescue me sometimes

Like. This isn’t just some fun new word.

Please stop stealing our language.

It’s the same way the word trigger was changed to mean “something that upsets me a little”

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whatifdestiel·6 days agoText

you really get the best of both worlds in terms of height difference with Thor and Bruce because Bruce is so small and Thor is big but also Hulk is so big and Thor is so small.

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whatifdestiel·6 days agoAnswer

so do you think ThorBruce would be good dads?

Yes, they would be such good dads! They’re a very loving couple and they would love their kid so damn much and cry at every milestone like first word, first steps, etc. They’re really involved parents who bring brownies to every PTA meeting and they still remain as enamored with each other as they were when they first started dating. When their kid is older they’re like “my dads are so gross they kiss a lot” but they secretly love it. All the other couples are jealous of them because they remain madly in love and interested in each other even after having a kid and they’re like “how do they do it?” The answer is simple, they just really really love each other and always have and always will. 

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whatifdestiel·11 days agoAudio

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holmmes:

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I’m sorry

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i’m so sorry

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seriously

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no, my evil fellow genius

don’t be sorry for brilliance

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Sorry not sorry

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

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sTOPPP

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST POST ON TUMBLR

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I’ll just

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see myself out

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Why this is making me smile ?

Some old , because my heat had been broken a long time ago

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You FUCKS!

date of origin: 2013

for those that don’t get it, all of these characters “died young”

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whatifdestiel·11 days agoText

anamelessfacelessnerd:

I’m outing myself as a thorbruce shipper but I’m absolutely ENCHANTED with the AU where Thor is in an established relationship with both Bruce and Hulk and when they first see each other in the fighting ring in Ragnarok, Hulk gets really fricking excited and picks Thor up and hugs him and the Grandmaster is just like “wtf is going on”

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whatifdestiel·11 days agoText

caraldanvars:

bruce banner: *is professor hulk*

thor, who thought bruce & the hulk were both hot:

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whatifdestiel·11 days agoText

poohdawinnie:

Alternative to the “Who is the man and who is the woman in the relationship?” bullshit…

“Who is the emotionally repressed one and who is the human embodiment of a golden retriever?”

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whatifdestiel·11 days agoText

somethingscarlet13:

I just need everyone to know that Bruce and Thor are that super gross couple who spend time just gazing into each other’s eyes for hours on end and that Thor thinks Bruce’s eyes are so beautiful he loves how their brown is flecked with gold and Bruce loves Thor’s two different colored eyes he thinks each one of them is breathtaking and oh my god they’re so in love I’m going to explode

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whatifdestiel·11 days agoText

somethingscarlet13:

Thor Ragnarok is the best Marvel movie, no argument. It doesn’t take itself too seriously, it’s actually fun to watch, the humor hits home, the action scenes are watchable, and make sense, the charaters act like family instead of constantly stupidly fighting amongst themselves, Loki gets a sugar daddy, Thor and Bruce fall in love. It’s a movie I could watch over and over again and not get tired of. I don’t have nearly as much fun watching any other marvel movie than I do when I watch Thor Ragnarok, and you can quote me on that.

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whatifdestiel·15 days agoText

Kevin: You missed a play date for Sir Licks a Lot in the park.


Penelope: I didn’t agree to that.


Kevin: I’m starting to think you’re not committed to raising a puppy together.


Penelope: I’m not.


Kevin: Maybe I’ll raise him by myself.


Penelope: I completely support that.


Kevin: I’m not gonna argue about this.


Penelope: Thank you?

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whatifdestiel·15 days agoText

Spencer: Watching people yell at each other isn’t fun.


Emily: Sure it is. Here watch this.


Emily, pulling a bullhorn out of her bag: Attention people! Everyone who thinks Bigfoot is real say yeah.


Half the room: *cheers*


Emily: Now people who think Bigfoot is fake say yeah.


The other half of the room: *cheers*


Emily: Okay about half and half. That means half of you are stupid. Discuss.

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