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Btw they had a full on defective inspecting the alcibiades hermes case . Thats so insane that they had detectives in ancient greece
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I like the new taylor swift album way way more that all her past albums . Just to clarify that means its her worst album yet . Sure I LIKE IT but im insufferable
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No matter how much i dunk on taylor swift she is great and providing songs with one mid lyric that hits like a train " how much sad did you think i had in me , how much tragedy " terrible line , but if you take it and play around with it like its a doll you get some serious shit
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tumblr is where i go to feel like a real genius of social competence. i go on here and i'm like "i may very well be in the top 1% of social competence"
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While there's no wrong way to name a cat, and Cat Name Themes are fun, it's also so funny when someone's cats' names have no consistent theme and are all over the place. Like
"Here are my five cats: Artemis, Beenie, HP Officejet 78 Printer, H.P. Lovecraft, and Cunt."
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in the club doing unspeakable things
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED
Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED
Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
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Downright perverse that I can鈥檛 enjoy a bagel right now
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder
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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 馃グ馃
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whale shaped packer call that a moby dick
have i finally reached the level of tumblr fame where ppl come into my inbox to make posts for me. this is great i dont have to do shit anymore
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He鈥檚 1 now 鈥硷笍鈥硷笍
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