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[whatmybrainthinksisstupid]

(Jaskier talking to philosophers about geralt and himself)

Jaskier: so I'm sort of the... dreamer, the questioner of the world, per say. But Geralt?... Sheesh...um.. he's more of a brainless brute , if you get what I mean..not to be rude to him.. of course.

(later that evening in the woods)

Geralt: you know mortality keeps us all in it's grasp, the constant fear the our short lives will be cut shorter. The harsh reality that we a trapped in our own life span, unable to reach beyond our death ,or live before our life... A mortals tragic reality. Even i, who will live far longer then most, am constricted by mortality.

Jaskier: yeah, uh.... cool ... Um...do you think my dick would fit in this tree hole? Asking for a friend.

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(Castiel Dean and Sam are talking to a sad jack, jack is sad because his dad is a dick)

Lucifer walks in with a latte: morning fools , guess what , I was just talking to God, you'll never guess what he-

Castiel: Lucifer ,I already know what happened in your meeting with god.

Lucifer: well how do yo-

Cas: I know, someone came in and asked God a question

Luci: well n-

Cas: they asked , "hey snake charmer, can i see your snake ?"

Cas: and then god pulled out a flute and played a song

Luci: n-

Cas: and you, you came out of your pot and did your little snake dance.

Cas: and then the song ended , and you know what happened?

Luci: n-no..

Cas: are you sure? You know it was the best part

Luci: no I d-

Cas: the best part was when you left lucifer.

Cas: that was the best part.

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My friend who are girls : do you want to be successful?

Me while using my hot tears to make myself an instant hot chocolate : thanks but no you fools!

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