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Life's too short and your TBR list is too long to force yourself to keep reading a book that you aren't enjoying.
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@chorrianderr it *is* canon
Cullen family looks so intimidating on the outside but they are just spending their lives bullying Edward
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Emmett okay you like you to get pegged shut the fuck up
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Cullen family looks so intimidating on the outside but they are just spending their lives bullying Edward
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"Emmett and Jasper were not above taking advantage of my distraction to bombard me with slushballs; when they got bored with my lack of response, they’d turned on each other."
Forget everything happened in the Twilight, I only want to see Jasper and Emmett playing with slushballs
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"I didn’t like hurting Tanya, though her feelings were not deep, hardly pure, and, in any case, not something I could return. It still made me feel less than a gentleman."
You're already less than a gentleman, Edward, you are planning a murder
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"Where did Cullen come from-it was like he just came out of thin air... There I go, with the imagination again. Mom always says..."
D.J Garret you're the only person with brain cells and you think it's your imagination
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"Too young, too young, she chanted to herself. Wrong, of course. I was older than her grandfather."
Even more uncomfortable ew
Uncomfortable. But I knew how to be charming when I wanted to be.
YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH AN OLD LADY AND ALL YOU THINK IS UNCOMFORTABLE???? EDWARD I CANT BELIEVE YOU
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Uncomfortable. But I knew how to be charming when I wanted to be.
YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH AN OLD LADY AND ALL YOU THINK IS UNCOMFORTABLE???? EDWARD I CANT BELIEVE YOU
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"Where was Alice, I suddenly wondered? Hadn't she seen me killing the Swan girl in a multitude of ways? Why hadn't she come to help - to stop me or help me clean up the evidence, whichever?"
Alice is that kind of friend who would help burying the body omg
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"But the bell rang. Saved by the bell - how cliché."
At least you're aware.
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"For I hated this frail woman-child beside me..."
WHAT THE HELL IS WOMAN CHILD
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"I knew what had to happen now. The girl would have to come sit beside me, and I would have to kill her."
Okay calm down Edward you thirsty bitch
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I feel like Midnight Sun is written based on the movie
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"... tons of left to do tonight! Trig, and English test. I hope my mom... Angela Weber, a quiet girl..."
VERY POOR CHOICE OF WORDS SMEYER
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"I could hear nothing but silence from the place she was sitting. Nothing at all."
Yes Edward, because Bella isn't capable of thinking
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It happened occassionally- some human with an active imagination would see in us the characters of a book or a movie
Wow smeyer very brilliant writing
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