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Pete’s swagless looks have captivated someone, Ted’s have not

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the thing about the hatchetfield characters is that professor hidgens is always one bad day away from becoming a murderer and grace chasity is always one good day away from becoming a murderer

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NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE 🪓🩸😈🤓

#oh this is pretty fuckin sick

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im kinda sad about the missing audience reactions, ngl ): like, it feels like they prioritized getting a nice cut of the songs, but thats what the album is for. the point of a pro shot is to encapsulate the experience, is it not? maybe its just me, tho? but i didn't come here to watch a movie, i came to watch a Show, right? like, i was there, i remember, the audience ate this shit up, and its just eerily silent in comparison. i'd say i prefer the DT but they posted a show with a quiet audience (and i'm starting to suspect it was on purpose??)

#npmd #this ain't spoilers right? don't think so #i haven't finished watching it yet also #if they cut the audience reaction for The Song. ill riot.

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Maybe this is how you manifest a proshot

If you saw me delete this because I forgot a screenshot. No /Ih

#npmd spoilers

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alright for those of us who've seen it cuz I'm curious what the most common answer'll be for some reason:

no alternates no substitutions, if ur fave is someone doublecast u still gotta pick one of these <3

and don't hesitate to explain why in the tags if u feel so inclined!

#max. #i can’t say why without spoilers #but u know cj. u know.

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Congratulations to the winners of the Generic Man In Suit Battle!

In third place, we have the two line wonder of Gravity Falls, TAD STRANGE!

In second, the unremarkable and ambitionless guy who didn't like musicals, PAUL MATTHEWS!

And in first, the tumblr decreed Most Generic Man In Plain Business Attire, a man who's suitlessness has caused quite the controversy but he won anyways, STANLEY of THE STANLEY PARABLE!

and finally, i present participation trophy to each of our lovely competitors. Everyone in here is very generic, so they're all winners to me :)

#hey op what happened to him.

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FINAL ROUND: Stanley from The Stanley Parable VS Paul Matthews from the Hatchetfield Musicals

Propaganda for Stanley can be found here

Propaganda for Paul can be found here

#): #paul sweep

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FINAL ROUND: Stanley from The Stanley Parable VS Paul Matthews from the Hatchetfield Musicals

Propaganda for Stanley can be found here

Propaganda for Paul can be found here

#NO. MY BOY.

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ianto 🤝 paul

evil robot gf

#you Have cracked the code op

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ROUND FIVE, SIDE TWO: Paul Matthews (The Hatchetfield Musicals) vs Ianto Jones (Torchwood)

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ROUND FOUR, SIDE TWO: Paul Matthews (Hatchetfield) vs James Wilson (House MD)

Propaganda under the cut!

Paul Matthews

Your everyman office worker, likes his coffee black and doesn’t like musicals (but ultimately ends up in an apocalypse of the musicals)

just the most normal man alive being thrust into a horror/sci-fi musical apocalypse and as you can imagine, he doesn’t like musicals

his name is in the title and the title is The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, he is literally the only one in his work who dresses like this every day, the alien apocalypse couldn't get to him because he didn't want anything. Also he's definitely autistic.

more propaganda here!

James Wilson

He’s a doctor and he always wears a tie and it’s usually over a white shirt and he just looks sooooo much like Just Some Guy but I love him

more propaganda here!

#reblogging again because paul simply cannot lose i will not allow it #like he literally has a nondescript office job

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ROUND FOUR, SIDE TWO: Paul Matthews (Hatchetfield) vs James Wilson (House MD)

Propaganda under the cut!

Paul Matthews

Your everyman office worker, likes his coffee black and doesn’t like musicals (but ultimately ends up in an apocalypse of the musicals)

just the most normal man alive being thrust into a horror/sci-fi musical apocalypse and as you can imagine, he doesn’t like musicals

his name is in the title and the title is The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, he is literally the only one in his work who dresses like this every day, the alien apocalypse couldn't get to him because he didn't want anything. Also he's definitely autistic.

more propaganda here!

James Wilson

He’s a doctor and he always wears a tie and it’s usually over a white shirt and he just looks sooooo much like Just Some Guy but I love him

more propaganda here!

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ROUND THREE, SIDE TWO: Paul Matthews (The Hatchetfield Musicals) vs Robert Philip (Disney's Enchanted)

Propaganda under the cut!

Paul Matthews

Your everyman office worker, likes his coffee black and doesn't like musicals (but ultimately ends up in an apocalypse of the musicals)

if he wins this round, @indigo-shits-and-giggles will draw him as a catboy in a maid's dress

more propaganda here!

Robert Philip

Robert Philip was 2007's Paul Matthews. He's so basic that he is the male lead and I didnt even know his name

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ROUND TWO, SIDE TWO: Paul Matthews (Hatchetfield) vs Mumbo Jumbo (Hermitcraft)

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nibbly wants his sacrifice

bonus:

#YEAAAG #my favorite (: #npmd spoilers