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top/bottom discourse and dom/sub truthers this and that, none of that can touch me because i headcanon them as vers and switch and whatever is best for the bit and therefore always win. look at all the beauty in the world

#there was such a THING in a previous fandom of mine #with bags of meta to back it up #about how this intensive personality analysis proves that this one guy is definitively the bottom #and i just #i just #i feel like i've had enough sex with enough people and had enough friends who like to share personal information #to know that you can't judge what kind of sex somebody likes to do by their apparent emotional needs or personality traits #and it can get really reductive and weird when people get into fights about it #like nobody's OBJECTIVELY INCORRECT for saying this guy probably enjoys a prostate tickle #it's not that deep #unless he's balls deep in his boyfriend #:)

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A little while ago I sent a friend this lil brush pen sketch of a moment of werewolf-and-vampire boyfriend romance… accented with a lil blood*

*rose scented ink standing in for real blood here for colourfastness and… it’s less gross tbh

#time zone rebagel #nibble nibble #if i wasn't vegetarian i'd be such a vampire

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A little while ago I sent a friend this lil brush pen sketch of a moment of werewolf-and-vampire boyfriend romance… accented with a lil blood*

*rose scented ink standing in for real blood here for colourfastness and… it’s less gross tbh

#vianton #wwdits #viago x anton #viago von dorna s #viago von dorna schmarten scheden heimburg #anton anderson #silly lil fellas #peak werepire romance

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#i'm entirely fine with the public speaking tbh #i mean i've never livestreamed to that many people but it's not that different #though tbh anything other than the time travel is like sure

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I want to spend my life with you 💍

#:') #brb e m o t i o n s #ofmd #FEELS

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I’m so excited to finally announce this thing! It’s Lil Guys! 🎉🎉🎉 I’ve wanted to introduce a physical media tier to påtreõn for a while now, and I don’t normally sell my original artwork (though a few folks have asked), so here’s both! You get an A7 portrait of a lil guy I know you’ll love, and each month is themed around a traditional art medium I feel like making portraits with - April's medium is this GORGEOUS violet ink you see Ed and Stede above have been painted in. I know it’s on the pricier side, but you get your very own original painting to be your friend, and I may be able to accommodate simple requests (like if you have a certain specific blorbo) but quantities are limited because… I have to lovingly paint each one. I hope you might think this is a cool idea, or at least tell your friends if you think they might! You’re all breathtaking! 💚💚💚

#lil guys #art #traditional art #cryptids #frogcore #cute art #gnomecore #gentlebeard #etc etc i never know how to tag things on any social medium (:

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I’ve been really nervous about posting this finished painting because it took a very long time to paint - I think getting all those tiny books drawn, painted, lined, and shaded, was a good cumulative 16 hours over about a month? I just wanted to send these Nigel and Antwan here on a lovely date to the kind of enchanted bookshop where every mismatched shelf is packed full of every conceivable book you might be looking for, and there are plenty of quiet corners among the wiggidy-wonky stacks to hide and quietly thumb through a comprehensive guide to local birds, or have a little cuddle with your sweetheart. (The fellas didn’t mind how long this took to paint, because it just meant they got to spend more time on their date.)

#time zone rebagel

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I’ve been really nervous about posting this finished painting because it took a very long time to paint - I think getting all those tiny books drawn, painted, lined, and shaded, was a good cumulative 16 hours over about a month? I just wanted to send these Nigel and Antwan here on a lovely date to the kind of enchanted bookshop where every mismatched shelf is packed full of every conceivable book you might be looking for, and there are plenty of quiet corners among the wiggidy-wonky stacks to hide and quietly thumb through a comprehensive guide to local birds, or have a little cuddle with your sweetheart. (The fellas didn’t mind how long this took to paint, because it just meant they got to spend more time on their date.)

#npceo #nigel billingsley #antwan hovachelik #bookshop #secondhand bookstore #watercolour #art

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#everything but driving bc i'm self aware enough to know that my disabilities preclude me from being a person who should drive #(though i wasn't sure HOW much knowledge of latin was required to assert that as a skill) #but like i know SOME latin #actually #i'm kinda fascinated by the people who claim to know latin #but not how to read an analogue clock #what a wild combination of skills vs gaps in knowledge #what is this poll

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Crochet Romana II.

I kind of like the pink one the most but there's not much seen anywhere what is under the coat because of the loose coat and big white scarf (I know, it's not to be seen anywhere so I shouldn't be bothered either, but you know how I try to be as accurate as possible with my crochet dolls right? Shada outfit would be the most problematic to do - like actual making-wise - but hey, I made Sixth Doctor's coat what could be more difficult right? :) Please reblog for more people to see and feel free to put in tags (or comment) any additional thoughts. Thank you!

#boosty boost boost #LISTEN #i can't think of a doctor who story with romana ii where i wasn't like 'i want what she's wearing' #but somehow i made my choice #doctoroo

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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

#perfect #ofmd

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#of all the apples i've tried #egremont russet #of the apples we can get normally in the supermarket #cox #i'm p serious about apple varieties tbh #like FUCK there used to be a stand in borough market that had a bunch of interesting apple varieties they grew on their farm #i miss them so much #MY BEAUTIFUL RUSSETS

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It's Trans Day of Visibility, so I made you these delicious trans pride rice krispie squares. I hope you enjoy them!

#tdov #trans day of visibility #giving delicious rice krispie squares to all the cool trans pals reading this

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I wonder why I’ve been sharing a number of these lil A7 portraits of lil guys lately? All will be revealed very soon, but in the meantime, I hope you’ll welcome this dear friend. She’s obviously the protagonist of a novel where mysterious things are going on in the dusty old house where she will be spending the summer.

#lil guy #spooky #skeleton #cute art #whimsical art #art

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which one of the worst famous tumblr posts are you

this is my first uquiz please enjoy

#i got the down with cis bus #honestly #good for the bus #trans rigs

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if you somehow haven't met terry the forg mage yet, here's your introduction! he's just a sweet froggo who loves adventuring in the enchanted forest, drinking tea, practicing his magic spells, and also practicing self-care. we love terry!

#frogcore #froggo #terry the forg mage #cute art #whimsical art #art

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I like to think that these gnome husbands have these two portraits framed and hanging somewhere special in their little cottage. They love each other very much.

#gnome husbands #gnome #gnomecore #ink painting #art #whimsical art