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Total Solar Eclipse over Texas, April 8, 2024.

by @AmericanEclipse

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Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

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have we tried substance abuse my liege

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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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god knew not to give me a dick because I would be getting hard every time I eat a cream cheese bagel

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motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

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*packing a bowl* okay who wants to say grace

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Source: Instagram

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there was a challenge on twitter to redraw this scene from Minus One and so I tried

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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

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