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Aviendha: You saved my life. I owe you toh.

Elayne: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

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Lan, to Nynaeve: I’ve decided to see your threat against my life as flirting.

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Start the list with Ilyena, just like Rand.

I hate to say it, but I'm starting to think Wheel of Time has too many characters for me.

I took a short break between books 5 and 6. And now with every noble named I find myself wondering if I should know their name or remember them. And then there are some characters that did something three books ago that I have to try to recall. And then there are some characters from a few books ago that I miss and want to hear more from. (Hurin! Where did he go! What happened to him! Is he coming back! Bestie!)

And I get that's high fantasy. And it's fine to miss a name or a detail or two. But idk. It's starting to get a BIT much for me.

Maybe I'll start to keep a list. Idk.

#wheel of time

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Is this how polyamory works?

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*ordering a cake over the phone*

Baker: And what do you want the cake to say?

Mat: *covering the phone* Do we want a talking cake?

Nynaeve: Give me the bloody phone.

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Mat: If we put Nynaeve and Faile in a room, who would come out crying first?

Perrin: The room.

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False. Nynaeve would never apologize.

Moghedien: You really push all my buttons…

Nynaeve: Sorry, i’m still looking for mute

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Nynaeve: Guys! Drop everything!

Aviendha, carrying Elayne: No, this is worth a fortune. I'm not going to drop it.

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Nynaeve: My middle name is danger.

Lan, booping her on the nose: That’s a lie, your middle name is cutie pie.

*a minute later*

Lan: *sprints by with Nynaeve chasing him*

Moiraine: Blood and ashes, Lan. Not again.

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Rand: I never thought someone could actually love me. I'm a handful

Mat: Is that why you need at least six hands to handle you?

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Bro we talked about this. It’s not even incorrect wot anymore you’re just recycling canon quotes

Rand: it costs $100 to go see a

therapist.

Rand: but it costs $0 to tell myself

"it do be like that sometimes"

Nynaeve and Min: RAND NO!

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Tuon: We have your wife, Min.

Rand: Oh you don’t have her, she has you.

Tuon: What?

Rand: Good luck.

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Nynaeve: What was it you were hoping I’d bring to the table - quiet obedience? No. I bring the storm, I bring chaos and imminent destruction. You made a mistake.

Lan: *looking at the burnt food* Just let me cook.

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Elayne: Wait you believe me?

Aviendha: Elayne, you’re the nicest person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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The day I don’t reblog this is the day I’ve lost my love for life.

Elayne that’s gay

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Elayne: Why don’t you ever call me by pet names?

Aviendha: You don’t remember what happened last time? I called you ‘my love’ and you passed out.

Elayne:

Birgitte:

Elayne, blushing: WELL WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

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Nynaeve: *holding up a book* Everything about our group is written in these pages.

Mat: What is it?

Nynaeve: The DSM 5.