Roman as those fish that sing for some reason (yes, all three of them … i’m so sorry, my child)
Virgil as the thneed (… thnirgil … no amount of apologizing could ever redeem myself, so let’s just move on)
Logan as Thomas/Teddy’s mom (my sweet summer child, what have I done to you)
Sacagawea as that bear thingy
Sleep as the overdramatic narrator (no pics bc he’s not going to be visible)
And last but not least, Thomas’s talking stove as the grandma
(according to Sherliavelli it’s because the grandma and the stove both have the most common sense out of all the other characters. i’m not even going to try to understand that one)
Here it is, in all of it’s monstrosity. The script isn’t finished yet, so this is all you have to suffer (for now) but uh yeah
(this is not my fault, by the way. blame sherliavelli, not me)
A preface:
Thnirgeville is a dystopian future where there is no “moceit,” and all frog/snake interactions are plasticized. Thomas Wiggins is your typical resident kid, but he’s on a mission.
He’s going to unite the frogs and snakes and end the dictatorship of Aloysius O’Hare (main anti-frog/snake union) once and for all. Too long have the residents of his beautiful city labored under the yoke of his tyrannical rule.
<record scratch>
<camera zooms into close-up of Thomas’s face as he, horrified, watches Steve the Stove maneuver a yellow crane into the Thnirgeville wall>
<Thomas looks at the camera and sighs>
“So you’re probably wondering how I got here. Well, it all started with my buddy Joan’s pet frog.”
<Thomas looks into the distance>
<camera zooms out and zooms into a pan through a regular day in Thnirgeville* while Thomas continues to talk>
*Thnirgeville looks colorful and the residents cheerful at first glance. The people bustle about for a busy workday, not sparing the ~camera~ a glance.
“A lot of people ask me what I did to aid the rebellion. This is where my famous story begins.”
<Pretty Little Liars begins to play>
IM BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE AND DID NOT GET THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVED
