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i didn't realise the icarly reboot wasn't aimed at kids and let me tell u i was NOT prepared to open the tag and see the words "i'm not here to kinkshame your fursona"

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lim with an e

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Anyway, would anyone like some manders? I have Small, Medium, and Large

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pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

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reading a fanfic that goes out of its way to erase a canon queer relationship in favour of a bland straight pairing 

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Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

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my gender can have a little of boy in it. as a treat

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highlight

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Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

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THIS IS SO FUNNY DLSNSKSKKZ????

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they live in my mind rent free

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what a week huh?

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great month for people who like colors and stripes

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Lucretia had definitely had taako’s elderflower macarons before the candlenights episode like they’re one of his signature recipes and she had loved them for 100 years 

BUT she also knew that they were his own, secret recipe that no-one else knew so she was like ‘hmm ok if i eat one i have to be sure to react like i’ve never had one of my favourite macarons before, if he thinks i’ve had them before he’ll get suspicious, ok Lucretia just… act… natural’ 

& long story short that’s why ‘hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie’

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Alex Hirsch is this close to fucking losing it and going on a murderous rampage through Disney’s corporate offices

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Hi Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs?

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i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT