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“Prompts With May” MasterList

Hello! My writing challenge, Prompts With May, is officially closed. Fanart is incoming!

In the meantime, check out ALL FOURTEEN of the submissions! I can honestly say I was blown away. You guys are such excellent writers, and you’ve made my choice of winners Very Difficult. 😅 I’ll likely be choosing an honorable mention or two as well.  If you don’t see your tumblr tagged, let me know! Now get out there and support each others’ work! :D

Fics (in order of appearance):

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Adrien: If you had to separate your cat from 49 identical cats and they were all equally happy to see you, how would you tell which cat is yours?

Nathalie: I would take my 50 cats home and live with them like a queen.

Adrien: *trearing up* Okay..

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Nathalie: *falls down*

Adrien: “oh my god is your bottom okay?”

Nathalie: “i don’t know, are you okay Gabriel?”

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gabriel sancoeur

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Adrien: Nathalie do the thing

Nathalie: no

Adrien: Do the thing or else he will never notice that we have been standing here for 30 minutes

Nathalie: Fine

Nathalie: *fake coughs*

Gabriel: *is instantly at her side*

Gabriel: When did you get here adrien?

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what they said :)

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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You’ve heard of gabemoth but personally I’m obsessed with nathyura o.o

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I am Mayura.

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some speculation on a very important topic

(sorry for the long post!)

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Rewatching Captain Hardrock and I noticed that Adrien's couch has been turned around to let Gabriel sit on it as he watches Adrien play piano, and I just

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emilie is actually a queen for dying so gabenath could happen

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Nathalie: What are you doing?

Adrien: Making air pods *cuts cord off of regular ear buds*

Nathalie: That’s not-

Adrien: *puts them in* I can’t hear you.

Nathalie: Adrien that’s not how-

Adrien: *singing* Uptown girl, she’s been living in her uptown world

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For the Prompts With May challenge!

Prompt: ghost problems.

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MLB: Villain Interview: Hawkyura Crack!

This was meant to just be a short crack scene … it got a bit out of hand … I’m now planning to turn it into a full multi-chapter fanfiction. But for now, it’s this.

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Nadja: Thank you very much for agreeing to do this interview.

Hawk Moth: Mayura thought it would be a good idea. I’m still not convinced.

Mayura: You really want Ladybug and Cat Noir getting all the media attention?

Hawk Moth: Hmph. Fine, let’s get this over with.

Nadja: Let’s start off with what everyone wants to know. Why exactly do you want Ladybug and Cat Noir’s Miraculouses?

Hawk Moth: I’m not telling you that!

Nadja: Why not?

Hawk Moth: Firstly, it’s none of your business. Secondly, I’m never telling anyone that ever again. I don’t need the competition, thank you very much.

Nadja: How intriguing. You told someone before? Who? What happened?

Hawk Moth: What? I—Nothing. Forget I mentioned it.

Mayura: He told Robostus what the Miraculouses were for, and he decided he wanted them for himself. When Hawk Moth threatened to take away his powers—

Hawk Moth: Mayura! We don’t have to tell that story!

Nadja: Please go on.

Mayura: … Robostus set off Hawk Moth’s self-defence system and almost killed him.

Hawk Moth: Thanks a lot, Mayura. What did you do that for?

Mayura: To show how much you need me to vet your ideas.

Hawk Moth: It was one miscalculation!

Nadja: *hiding a smirk*

Mayura: Anyway, I have to agree with Hawk Moth, Nadja. We’re not answering that question.

Nadja: Fair enough. Next question, then …

Nadja: If you could be any one of the superheroes, which would it be?

Hawk Moth: I take offence at that question!

Hawk Moth: I would not want to be any of the heroes, because I will eventually defeat them.

Hawk Moth: …

Hawk Moth: …

Hawk Moth: …

Hawk Moth: … But if I have to answer …

Hawk Moth: Ladybug.

Hawk Moth: She’s clearly the brains of the operation.

Nadja: And you, Mayura?

Mayura: Hmm … I think I would prefer to be Ladybug. But I have to admit, I do rather like Cat Noir’s sense of humour.

Hawk Moth: *gives her an incredulous stare*

Mayura: Don’t look at me like that.

Nadja: For example?

Mayura: Well, the last time he texted me—

Hawk Moth: Texted??? WAIT. YOU’RE IN CONTACT WITH CAT NOIR???

Mayura: He sends me memes that make fun of you.

Mayura: I think his intention is to break up our partnership by undermining your authority.

Mayura: It doesn’t work, of course.

Hawk Moth: *smugly* Of course not.

Mayura: First of all, because I’m the ‘brains of the operation’, aren’t I?

Hawk Moth: *mutters* Yes, dear.

Nadja: *smirking openly now*

Mayura: Secondly, because I’m the one who had to untangle him from Rapunzel’s hair after a fairy tale themed villain catastrophe, make an amphibious bloodhound sentimonster when he accidentally dropped his Miraculous down the drain, and give him the Heimlich manoeuvre when he swallowed an akuma while practising his villain laugh.

Hawk Moth: *scarlet in the face*

Nadja: *trying very hard not to laugh*

Mayura: And I’m still here.

Nadja: Why are you still here?

Hawk Moth: *with pride* Her loyalty to me knows no bounds.

Mayura: Because without me he’d have lost ten times over by now.

Hawk Moth: Did you insist on doing this interview just to help Cat Noir undermine me?

Mayura: *quickly* Anyway, you can’t deny you respect Cat Noir’s sense of humour as well.

Hawk Moth: How dare you! I don’t respect anything about any of them!

Mayura: Don’t lie to me; I’ve heard you repeating his puns to yourself and laughing.

Nadja: *giggles*

Hawk Moth: I … wasn’t laughing at them! I was …

Hawk Moth: …

Hawk Moth: …

Hawk Moth: … mocking him for his stupid juvenile sense of humour!

Mayura: That would make your own sense of humour stupid and juvenile, wouldn’t it?

Hawk Moth: Shut up.

Hawk Moth: Next question?

Nadja: It’s obvious the two of you are very close.

Hawk Moth: What makes you say that?

Nadja: Well, for one thing, Mayura is practically sitting on your lap with your arms around her waist.

Mayura: He’s just protective.

Nadja: How long have you been together?

Mayura: We couldn’t possibly say. Secret identities and all.

Hawk Moth: But we’ve been working together long enough to make a formidable partnership.

Nadja: I meant personally, Hawk Moth.

Hawk Moth: Sorry? … Wait, you mean—We’re not a couple!

Nadja: You called Mayura ‘dear’ earlier.

Hawk Moth: That doesn’t mean anything! It’s just a term of endearment for a friend!

Mayura: He calls me ‘my dear Mayura’ sometimes, too.

Hawk Moth: Not helping, Mayura!

Nadja: Also you two bicker like an old married couple.

Hawk Moth and Mayura: …

Nadja: And I have to say, for two supervillains, you’re quite endearing.

Mayura: … Er … thank you?

Hawk Moth: Don’t thank her! She’s wrong!

Nadja: There’s no need to get defensive, Hawk Moth.

Hawk Moth: *jumps to his feet*

Hawk Moth: I AM NOT DEFENSIVE!

Nadja: Why are you denying so much that the two of you are in love?

Hawk Moth: *splutters incoherently*

Hawk Moth: Because we’re not!

Nadja: You so are.

Hawk Moth: I’M MARRIED, OKAY?

Nadja: Oh, congratulations! When did you and Mayura tie the knot?

Hawk Moth: NOT TO HER!

Nadja: Oh. I see. How very awkward. My commiserations to Mrs Hawk Moth if she’s watching.

Hawk Moth: *facepalms*

Mayura: *clears throat* Was there something else that gave you the impression we were a couple, Nadja?

Hawk Moth: Don’t encourage her!

Nadja: So glad you asked, Mayura! Run the slideshow, please.

Hawk Moth: *muttering* I liked her much better as Prime Queen.

*screen shows photo of Hawk Moth holding Mayura in his arms*

Hawk Moth: That’s completely out of context!

*screen shows photo of Hawk Moth holding Mayura in his arms again*

Hawk Moth: So is that!

*screen shows photo of Hawk Moth carrying Mayura bridal style as he races across the rooftops of Paris*

Hawk Moth: That doesn’t mean anything! We’re not in love!

Nadja: Are you quite sure about that, Hawk Moth?

*screen shows photo of Hawk Moth momentarily distracted gazing rapturously at Mayura as she fights Ladybug*

Hawk Moth: …

*screen shows Hawk Moth kissing a battle-worn Mayura tenderly on the forehead*

Hawk Moth: …

*screen starts playing footage*

On Screen Hawk Moth: At last, the Miraculouses are mine!

On Screen Hawk Moth: *literally has Ladybug and Cat Noir right where he wants them*

On Screen Mayura: *stumbles slightly*

On Screen Hawk Moth: *immediately abandons his chance to get the Miraculouses and runs to her side*

On Screen Mayura: What did you do that for? You were so close!

On Screen Hawk Moth: I thought you were falling over!

Studio Audience: Ahhhhh!

Hawk Moth: …

Mayura: *gently takes Hawk Moth’s hand*

Mayura: Why did you choose me, Hawk Moth? That wasn’t the only time.

Hawk Moth: *stares at her as if he has never seen her before*

Hawk Moth: …

Hawk Moth: …

Hawk Moth: *realisation finally dawns*

Hawk Moth: …

Hawk Moth: … Because you’re more important to me than winning.

Hawk Moth: More important than all the power in the world.

Hawk Moth: More important to me than …

Hawk Moth: … what I wanted to do with it.

Mayura: …

Everyone Else in the Studio: *apprehensive silence*

All the Millions of Viewers: *apprehensive silence*

Hawk Moth: *gently tugs on Mayura’s hand*

Mayura: *stands up*

Hawk Moth: *slowly draws her close to him*

Hawk Moth and Mayura: *kiss*

Nadja: *wiping her eyes* And there you have it, viewers. A love story of fairy tales.

Nadja: … Sort of.

Hawk Moth and Mayura: *keep kissing*

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*OFF AIR*

Mayura: *approaches a smirking Cat Noir*

Mayura: Thanks for setting this up.

Cat Noir: You’re welcome, Meow-ra. Seeing Hawk Moth getting embarrassed live on television was enough reason on its own.

Cat Noir: By the way, does he really laugh at my puns?

Mayura: Yes.

Mayura: And his own are worse. But don’t tell him I told you that.

Cat Noir: *grins* My lips are sealed.

Cat Noir: Though …

Cat Noir: … I’m not sure I understand how making him realise he’s in love with you was the key to stopping him from akumatizing people …?

Mayura: He wanted to use the wish to resurrect his wife.

Cat Noir: OH.

Cat Noir: Now I get it. Except …

Cat Noir: Why were you helping him? If you love him …

Mayura: I wanted him to be happy.

Mayura: And until you directed me to that Hawkyura tag on the Ladyblog …

Mayura: I didn’t believe I could do that for him.

Cat Noir: Yeah, his expressions when he looks at you are pretty telling.

Cat Noir: And kinda priceless.

Mayura: The one where he’s kissing my forehead is now my phone wallpaper.

Cat Noir: Are you going to tell him that this was all your plan and that you conspired with me and Nadja to pull it off?

Mayura: …

Mayura: Maybe after the honeymoon.

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*THE NEXT DAY*

Adrien: Nathalie, my phone’s run out of battery. Can I borrow yours?

Nathalie: Of course.

Adrien: …

Adrien: …

Adrien: …

Adrien: Nathalie, why do you have this picture from the Ladyblog as your wallpaper?

Nathalie: Er …

Nathalie: …

Adrien: Are you …

Nathalie: *tenses in anticipation*

Adrien: … a secret Hawkyura shipper?

Nathalie: *relieved sigh*

Nathalie: …

Nathalie: … Yes.

Adrien: Oh.

Nathalie: On a completely unrelated note, Adrien, your father and I have something to tell you …

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Anyone fancy doing some fanart for this? Please do! My own drawing skills aren’t good enough and I don’t have the patience to wait until they are …

When I post the full fic, I’ll tag it “hawkyura interview” as well so people can find it, since I haven’t decided on a title yet. (I have an idea but might use it for a chapter title instead.)

The bit about Hawk Moth choking on one of his akumas is based on a piece of fanart I saw but now can’t find. Can someone help?

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SandboyComic Part 4

I finally finished part 4. Next part is gonna be nicer, and sooner, or at least that's what i plan.

Original fanfic in wich this comic is inspired:

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Sandboy Comic Part 2

So, the nightmare continues for our poor Nathalie.