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Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne in The Batman (2022) | for @bruceewayne

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who the fuck is cbum.

so i knew him only as the bitch everyone was using as aesthetic inspo for their fics. i literally saw this man’s pics on booktok trailers for insane smut before i ever saw his mr. olympia shit.

this is chris fucking bumstead and he’s … wough.

#THAT is a big boy #he got a hair transplant a few months ago and his wife is like. i think due soon? #hes. a big deal i guess

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p..pro body builder..? .. big? boy?

yes my sweet boy won his pro-card for men’s physique (the sluttiest genre of competition) last september!!! this was him peak show season so he was a skinny juicy king.

he looks like cbum if cbum never did performance enhancers :) my all natural icon <3

#i love this slutty slutty queer man

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dating a bodybuilder is exhausting it’s all “protein intake” this and “muscle synthesis” that, shhhhhhhh just let me objectify you

#i love nick dearly but god pro bodybuilder and full time trainer bf and sorta thick very soft ED recovery gf is a moment

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HELLO SORRY IVE BEEN A FAN FOR YEARS AND I LOST UR FUCKIN BLOG TO THE VOID TO THE POINT THAT I THOUGHT LIKE YOUD RETIRED AND I SAW YOU POP UP AGAIN FOR THE LOKI SEQUEL SERIES AND OH MY GOD WHY AM I CRYING OVER FINDING A FIC AUTHOR AGAIN

the day i retire is the day my haters win, baby doll

#HI IM GLAD YOU FOUND ME #retirement is a funny concept to me especially from fanfic #i will never stop writing i don’t think

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#notbinf makes me hOrnier thAn dragon age baby

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“I’ve lived through him, you know. Other people can have their opinion objectively about where Loki should go, but I’ve lived through every moment. And sometimes I’m the only person who knows how it feels…” — Tom Hiddleston

#do you know how insane i was during this point in time #this was like watching thor 1 all over again #my brain chemistry changed with this STUPID MOVIE #THIS MOVIE WAS BAD

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he tears his acl during a pre-season match.

doc has just started her career as team asgard’s head athletic trainer after selvig’s retirement the year before.

laufeyson goes down after a slide tackle to the horrified sound of the crowd. he was on track for a record season. the center forward is now out for the 2024 season.

cut to loki hating doc because she’s the one who hands down the news about his rehab time, hating because she’s intent on making sure he plays next season, hating because she’s kind despite his anger.

and he is angry. he might as well quit. he will never play again. just last week he was a star athlete in his prime — a paparazzi’s dream. now he is some fame-starved, hungover loser. he sits on the damn bench.

but that damn doc pushes. and pushes. long days when he can finally wear a brace, to rehabbing his knee entirely. sunsets in the summer over the pitch as she runs drills. again. again. again.

until he’s better again.

#the rva’s #i’m babbling #i am higher than i anticipated this evening sorry lads. #this is just.. fun……. #from the void with love #ftvwl

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oh my god footballer!loki with a torn acl and sports medicine trainer!doc. oh my god.

#the rva’s #TED LASSO WHO!!!!!

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i will defend to the grave that literary analysis IS enjoyable and a valid hobby but it's amazing how a hyperfixation on The Character will have you writing essays for fun

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mfw disney+ is trying to charge $140/year for the subscription so I canceled it but now I have less than a week to binge all of Loki before rereading and reading ftvwl

(there are places for that)

(yo ho and a bottle of rum)

#disney can suck my nuts #make me CEO and i’ll give all IP to the people

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mornings where the slant of light and temperature and air and birdsong feel like a morning in 2002 and i should be in the backseat of my mom's car on the way to elementary school

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hey babes do I have permission to make a ftvwl poster for my design class? obvs not used for any money just as inspo for a silly little project lol

please do. and then SEND ME IT.

#i go feral for some ftvwl content

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you mean TO TELL ME i have to WRITE my OWN FANFIC?!?!?!?!

#jesus christ i wish i could brain blast it out to you all

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the variant time files make me crazy. they make me insane.

DOSSIER #201

R.V.A CASE LL-4.1 & DX-4.1 | ENGLAND, 1813

You swear he will be the death of you.

It's an unconditionally hot summer — but that doesn't stop the men from gathering on the front lawn of the manor for a good game of rugby in the late afternoon sun.

Beside Jane and Darcy under the pergola, you bury your face into your fan.

Mr. Loki has forgone his jacket — there's rivets of sweat running down the long, strong stretch of his neck and chest. His sleeves have been rolled up, and you inhale tightly as you watch him laugh at something Thor says and back peddles down the greenery. He's all legs. Tall, sharp, and handsome.

And sweating.

Good lord.

You reach for a glass of lemonade. The condensation bites at your fingertips. You feel a bead of sweat run down your back.

Even here, in the shade, it's hot.

Blame the view.

Jane and Darcy are no better. The conversation died a while ago when the jackets and shirts were tossed to the grass in favor of denoting teams.

When the match finally ends, you try your best to fan yourself and resume your reading. Jane and Darcy decide the heat isn't worth suffering any longer.

Loki has other plans.

He's still a bit out of breath when he approaches the covered tea-table. His smile is boyish — a rarity.

"I hope you enjoyed the sport."

You drag your eyes across him. "Seemed rough."

Loki squints into the sun, his hands perched on narrow hips. He perches one leg up on the second step, and leans. He looks relaxed. Truly a sight you try to remember. He must have noticed.

"I believe we're headed to the pond for a swim," he says, turning to eye Thor back over his shoulder, "Should be back in time for dinner."

His curls are sticking to the back of his neck. You can see the muscles of his back through the thin linen of his shirt.

You clear your throat. "Do enjoy."

"I'd offer another view," he says slowly and with enough coy to kill, "But, I fear that may not be entirely decent for a lady of your standing."

You nearly choke on your water.

"Must you tease?"

His laugh is gentle. "It's in my nature, Doctor."

"Yes, well," you mutter as you stand, "Enjoy the swim."

You gather your book, and turn — but before you can step down, there's a hand offered to you. Loki looks softer and less like the man whom you'd had such a dire rivalry with during the spring. Summer has brought different feelings, it seems.

You take his hand and ignore the burn of your skin on his.

He helps you down the steps, then gives a small, courteous bow.

"Perhaps... Chess, after dinner?" he calls, after you return the bow and begin down the path.

"That is a view I'd adore, Loki."

#the rva's #victorian!au #ftvwl #beyond the void #loki x reader #loki x you #loki fanfic #loki imagine #loki/reader #loki/you #loki laufesyon x reader

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i draw them, i cry, i sleep

#beyond the void #from the void with love #ftvwl fanart #loki x reader

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what if i was insane and wrote some variant time files again………….

#we have a few in the dossier #but i need some ideas