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ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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my goofy ingo emotes

@doodlejoltik (my art blog :]

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I just thought of something

So Joel just built a statue of Lizzie as the Ocean Queen in his shrine on hermitcraft.

What has he been trying to do for the past several episodes? Get a blue axolotl. And what is Lizzie? The blue axolotl.

Man's just trying to find his wife and that's so sweet

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So, day 69 is approaching.

Nice 👀

day 69

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alright here we go

this one's for "stupid" mentally disabled people. people who can't do basic math. people who are gullible to no fault of their own. people who can't understand nuance in some situations. people with cognitive issues. intellectually disabled people.

hey, you're doin' just fine. doing a great job, even! don't put yourself down or feel like your worth as a person rests on how smart you are. we'll be ok

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what if... i just didnt do my assignmence... and instead... thought about The Character... and wrote stories about The Character... and drew The Character...

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Actually there’s no way the egg is Velvet because according to Tommy the egg said “MMMMMM EGG LIKE PUSSY” but on the other hand. That sounds like something Velvet would actually say.

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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face of a man who has known sorrow

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twitter is great for finding a person whos username is like ZL287635630JHSB67 and who doesn’t speak english and is drawing fictional characters with more raw skill than leonardo da vinci

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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No you'te not "acoustic"

You're not "delulu coded"

You're not "letting the intrusive thoughts win

You are being SILLY ONLINE

KILL THE TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION IN YOUR BRAIN

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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