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desperate need for bed rot vs interview in 3 hours: fight

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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

#gifs #hannibal #luci

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DR ADAM LEVY ClimateAdam ROSEMARY MOSCO

#comics

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i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this

#luci #that's us bro #can't wait for it to be chilly again so we can snuggle and not DIE

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#this needs a 'depends' option #if they vibe with me i vibe with them (if we had similar hobbies when i was a kid or if they're just silly) #but if they don't like me off the bat it might be a bit difficult

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Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.

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#save #saving this for my two weeks notice

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#palm springs because it fucks me up emotionally

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#can spell can drive can cook and can can can can cannot dance

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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

#bg3

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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

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Me: It sounds crazy but I swear I can see Hozier everywhere, following me. Watching me. Haunting me

Them: You are overreacting. Just try to relax and enjoy the cafe

Me: Ok. Ok, I'll try

The cafe: